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Boy, 16, Dies after masturbating 42 times

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Xavier Woods, Sep 3, 2011.

Discuss Boy, 16, Dies after masturbating 42 times in the TalkCeltic Pub area at TalkCeltic.net.

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  1. faw cough Gold Member Gold Member

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    Rumours that he has came back to life.


    Calling it the 2nd *.
     
    faw cough, Sep 4, 2011
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  2. kennydal

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    Ah well people * and they go .
     
    kennydal, Sep 4, 2011
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  3. faw cough Gold Member Gold Member

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    They are calling it a reserection.
     
    faw cough, Sep 4, 2011
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  4. The The Hand

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    Seriously? He's been re-erected from the dead?

    Just goes to show - you can't keep a good wee man down. :50:
     
    The The Hand, Sep 4, 2011
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  5. Lennon1888

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    How the * is it possible to have 17M video's and 600M pictures? was his * PC filled with hard drives?
     
    Lennon1888, Sep 4, 2011
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  6. Markybhoy

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    The alabaster yak?

    This site is becoming way too high brow :56:
     
    Markybhoy, Sep 4, 2011
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  7. Buster Gold Member Gold Member

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    Think we have a winning comment here. :50:
     
    Buster, Sep 4, 2011
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  8. The The Hand

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    It's a wind-up. You'd be talking a couple of hundred terabytes of storage.

    Unless he'd hacked the large-hadron collider system, and started storing them remotely on that. :56:
     
    The The Hand, Sep 4, 2011
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  9. Overkill187 Batshitcrazy

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    The Hand is having a field day today.
     
    Overkill187, Sep 4, 2011
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    (Probably been said but)

    What a *.
     
    Rtw, Sep 4, 2011
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  11. The The Hand

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    Aye, there's nothing like masturbation for giving The Hand free rein.

    Just a bit of stand-up humour. :icon_mrgreen:
     
    The The Hand, Sep 4, 2011
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  12. The Prof Administrator Administrator

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    We're talking Olympic wanking here.

    Wanking on an epic scale.

    The ultimate wankathon.


    Wanka doodle dandy.

    :50:
     
    The Prof, Sep 4, 2011
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  13. Buster Gold Member Gold Member

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    You could have saved the boy Prof by giving him the "wanking machine" you've admitted to owning. :icon_mrgreen:
     
    Buster, Sep 4, 2011
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    Sonny Crockett, Sep 4, 2011
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    he could have had it all, the good job, the money, sexy ladies........


    but he chugged it all away
     
    Twisty, Sep 4, 2011
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  16. The The Hand

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    The The Hand, Sep 4, 2011
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  17. Marie Bookmaker

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    Marie, Sep 4, 2011
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  18. Sonny Crockett

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    :56:
     
    Sonny Crockett, Sep 4, 2011
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    :56:

    Holy *, thanks to all the crappy puns I haven't laughed so hard in all my life

    :56::56::56:
     
    pete0301, Sep 4, 2011
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  20. ORIGINALS

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    shame. he had everything in the palm of his hand. but he had it * tbh.
     
    ORIGINALS, Sep 4, 2011
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