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Boy, 16, Dies after masturbating 42 times

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Xavier Woods, Sep 3, 2011.

Discuss Boy, 16, Dies after masturbating 42 times in the TalkCeltic Pub area at TalkCeltic.net.

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  1. BigWilly.

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    If he went 42 times in a row he must also have a Superprick
     
    BigWilly., Sep 3, 2011
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  2. Buster Gold Member Gold Member

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    Buster, Sep 3, 2011
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  3. The Maestro

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    What is the official Guinness World record on this? been flicking through it but still not * across it
     
    The Maestro, Sep 3, 2011
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  4. Scullybhoy Gold Member Gold Member

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    beware the multiple *
     
    Scullybhoy, Sep 3, 2011
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  5. monthehoops1888

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    I hope he wasnt crying when he was masturbating it would have been a tearjerker
     
    monthehoops1888, Sep 4, 2011
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  6. waspocelts

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    just finished my 41st good bye cruel world
     
    waspocelts, Sep 4, 2011
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  7. faw cough Gold Member Gold Member

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    I was on my 3rd and the tweezers broke.
     
    faw cough, Sep 4, 2011
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  8. monthehoops1888

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    At least when you * its with someone you love:icon_mrgreen:
     
    monthehoops1888, Sep 4, 2011
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  9. The The Hand

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    Not sure I follow you, old chap.

    Are you suggesting that I may be partial to "auditioning the sock-puppet"? To "punching the clown"? Shaking hands with Doctor Winky? That I am unaverse to an arm-wrestle with the one-eyed vessel?

    Is it your assertion that I am prone to spanking Elvis, boxing the Cardinal, fondling the flagpole or "unleashing the alabaster yak"?

    Taking matters into my own hands to put Mr Kleenex' kids through college, while walking a mile in Mr Wiggly's shoes, teaching the cyclops the lambada, or otherwise fastening the chinstrap on the helmet of love?

    I ask merely for information, you understand.

    [​IMG]
     
    The The Hand, Sep 4, 2011
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  10. faw cough Gold Member Gold Member

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    :56::56::56:
     
    faw cough, Sep 4, 2011
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  11. Celtic Bhoy 94

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    That must have been a sticky situation for the kid...:rolleyes:
     
    Celtic Bhoy 94, Sep 4, 2011
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  12. The The Hand

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    Well, some folk live their whole lives without giving a toss.

    This guy went at least 42 tosses better than that. :50:
     
    The The Hand, Sep 4, 2011
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  13. kingdom kev

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    it was certainly a sticky end for him.:52:
     
    kingdom kev, Sep 4, 2011
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  14. GovanCasino

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    what a *, literally.
     
    GovanCasino, Sep 4, 2011
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    ... This story just get's weirder and weirder.

    And what's with the girl saying her respects all about? Going on how he used to get her to go on the webcam? :97: Is that really the appropriate thing to say?

    The jokes heres aren't funny at all btw. Quite sad to be honest... Although I did buckle at a few. * yous. :56:

    In all honesty though, sad stuff. RIP wee man. :shamrock:
     
    Shepard, Sep 4, 2011
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  16. The The Hand

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    Mate, there is little doubt in my mind that the story is fake.

    You can't die from "auditioning the sock puppet", "waking the weasel" or "unleashing the alabaster yak".
    Not unless you have some sort of underlying heart condition etc.

    Nor can you store 17 million videos on a computer, however keen you may be. :icon_mrgreen:

    It's a wind-up.
     
    The The Hand, Sep 4, 2011
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    :rofl:
    *? :56:
     
    Senna s1979, Sep 4, 2011
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  18. The The Hand

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    What? It's a perfectly bona fide term. :icon_mrgreen:

    Allow me to quote the original source:

     
    The The Hand, Sep 4, 2011
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  19. tits-oot!

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    aye right.. he * from a place called Rubittilitsredraw
     
    tits-oot!, Sep 4, 2011
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  20. Xavier Woods

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    It's sad to see him toss his life away like that.:bbpd:
     
    Xavier Woods, Sep 4, 2011
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