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Boy, 16, Dies after masturbating 42 times

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Xavier Woods, Sep 3, 2011.

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  1. MartinR

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    Pmsl 42 times wow * was he shooting out saw dust? What a legend
     
    MartinR, Sep 3, 2011
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  2. The Prof Administrator Administrator

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    * * this must be a wind-up ...........
     
    The Prof, Sep 3, 2011
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  3. jhimbhoab

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    if he died in the process of wankin himself off.....

    1. why is he face down.

    2. why are his trousers not around his ankles....or even on.

    3. why does the room look as if someone rifled through it.

    4. was his maw sitting at his bedroom door with a clock and an abacus.
     
    jhimbhoab, Sep 3, 2011
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  4. BuckeyeBhoy

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    5. why wasn't his * on fire?
     
    BuckeyeBhoy, Sep 3, 2011
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  5. oranBhoy

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    if this was a common occurence thru chronic masturbation then i wouldve been dead at around the age of 14!!
     
    oranBhoy, Sep 3, 2011
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  6. Xavier Woods

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    :56::56::56:
     
    Xavier Woods, Sep 3, 2011
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  7. Hammy89 Gold Member Gold Member

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    lol this can't be true. you're yanking my chain. what did he do? blow out his prostate? he's lad must of been bleeding.
     
    Hammy89, Sep 3, 2011
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  8. Senna s1979

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    :rofl:
    I literally have tears in my eyes and a sore face from laughing so much.
    Superb :50:
     
    Senna s1979, Sep 3, 2011
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  9. Xavier Woods

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    his baws must have been like * raisins
     
    Xavier Woods, Sep 3, 2011
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  10. ourdaywillcome! Gold Member Gold Member

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    Who is the poster that always say "* your self into a coma" or something along those lines?

    He will have a field day when he sees this.:56:
     
    ourdaywillcome!, Sep 3, 2011
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  11. Twisty . Gold Member

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    aye it's 41 for a coma, any more can be fatal.

    obviously never read the small print
     
    Twisty, Sep 3, 2011
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  12. ourdaywillcome! Gold Member Gold Member

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    :56:
     
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  13. Markybhoy

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    Life begins at 40. And ends at 42.
     
    Markybhoy, Sep 3, 2011
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  14. Gabberhead Celt

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    :56:
     
    Gabberhead Celt, Sep 3, 2011
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  15. trip2themoon Concomitant Allez-Vous?

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    But how can you have the fortysecond * if you're in a coma from the 41st...:56:
     
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  16. Twisty . Gold Member

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    there's a wee delay between the * and the coma kicking in :50:
     
    Twisty, Sep 3, 2011
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    Right now get a grip and *, on some of these posts are a disgrace.
     
    PaoloDiCanio, Sep 3, 2011
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    He should have seen it coming.

    Have job getting the coffin shut. :icon_mrgreen:

    Think I need to ring my therapist for an appointment. :54:
     
    Belfast-hoops, Sep 3, 2011
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  19. trip2themoon Concomitant Allez-Vous?

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    I've heard they drilled a hole in the coffin...:56:
     
    trip2themoon, Sep 3, 2011
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    * :97:
     
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