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Biggest Wankers in Football

Discussion in 'World Football' started by MusselburghBhoy, Apr 25, 2011.

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  1. Gyp Rosetti Gold Member

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    Fair enough mate, yeah the English media always over do it. But I do think the boy is a cracking player.
     
  2. Airdrie Onion

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    In no particular order:
    Cristiano Ronaldo
    Barton
    Diouf
    Lafferty*
    Mourinho
    Diego Simmy-*-ony
    All of Atlético Madrid
    BFDJ*
    Graeme *
    Ian Fergissin*
    Andy Gray
    Silvio Berlusconi**
    Kris Boyd*
    Alex McLeish
    Mario Balotelli
    Craig Levein (his daughter Avril anaw)
    Judas*
    Jimmy Hill
    Barry 'the Ned's Ned' Ferguson
    Neymar
    Rapid Vienna. all of them.
    Terry Butcher
    Sergio Cuntin Ramos
    Pepe his old team mate
    The Andy Gorams
    The Cardigan
    John Terry
    Deco
    Craig Burley


    (those marked * have the weak defence of 'thick as * in the neck ae a bottle', so maybe feel sorry for their families)
    ** doesn't play football but if he did he would be a *.
     
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  3. celtic warrior

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    Type of guy who sits indoors a pub in Wembley with shades on.

    Wanted to throw my burger and chilli sauce at him....would have been a waste of £6.50 though.

    Whats funnier still is my other half spotted him, not knowing who the * he is and said to me "look at the total * sitting alone with shades on in the corner". Then I say to her he's a washed up footballer. Then she replies, "typical, such a poncy looking *"
     
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    Near Warnock and every single Hun ever bar Ray Wilkins.
     
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