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best/ worst chat up lines

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by oasisgurl, May 4, 2007.

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  1. Charley Rum

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    top 3

    the top 3 guaranteed to have you goin home alone chat up lines are:

    1. i know im not the best lookin bloke in the world, but no one else here seems to want to talk to you.

    2. wanna go halfers on a *?

    3. i know ur a bit of an ugly bint, but beauty is only a light switch away!!!

    :celt_2:
     
    Charley Rum, May 9, 2007
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  2. Mr Nice

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  3. paddy1967

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    this one usually goes spectaculary good or ends up with with a slap:84:

    "im hung like a horse" the reaction is usually good from my experience to start with as it gets them curious but it can lead to an arkward situation fast:56: depending on the situation of course:86: always worth a punt at the end of the night when desperate
     
    paddy1967, May 9, 2007
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  4. Paul67 Administrator Administrator

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    And it can be embarrasing if you, and by that I mean you not me, get home and she finds out your hung like a hamster.
     
    Paul67, May 9, 2007
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  5. paddy1967

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    its usually to late by that stage matey, the curiousity and suspense added to the time to charm them on the way makes up for the extra inches lol... its a winner every time ...its not the size that counts its how you use it after that..the * tract is only four inches deep afterall:84: i think:fear:
     
    paddy1967, May 9, 2007
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    Some funny lines in there. Got a good laugh at some of the replies.

    IMHO though the whole chat up line thing is nonesense. If your interested in a woman just start talking with her normally. If she is interested you'll end up in a conversation and go from there and if she isn't the conversation will never go anywhere.
     
    eire4, May 9, 2007
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  7. oasisgurl

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    lol, if its small, it she tries to feel ye up a bit u shood just say "its not small i dont have an idea what u mean, its not small u just have big hands" i certainly woodnt settle for that excuse, but another girl might
     
    oasisgurl, May 9, 2007
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  8. paddy1967

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    im pretty well endowed thanks for the tip kim not needed though, i aint 12 inches" but i aint small either and never had that problem lol, from my experience its not how deep you go that gets em wet its being creative and working that * into submission:56:wo! back up tiger, steady this a * celtic fc site *:84:
     
    paddy1967, May 9, 2007
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  9. oasisgurl

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    mate u sound a wee bit full of yer sel there, the lassies ur way maybe faking it, lol:86:
     
    oasisgurl, May 9, 2007
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  10. paddy1967

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    your probably right kim...

    im gonna give up the ghost and join the brotherhood:54:
     
    paddy1967, May 9, 2007
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    GET YOUR COAT, 'YOU'VE BEEN PULLED'!!:50:
     
    CELTBOY, May 10, 2007
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    a burd said to me ,, u look fimiliar and i think i know your face,,,i said" u should do ,,yove sat on it often enough,,
     
    davie_glasgow, May 10, 2007
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    I'm not Fred Flintstone but i can sure make your bed rock

    10 ton polar bear---just wanted to break the ice

    You with all those curves and me with no brakes

    Is your dad called Jacob cos you're a wee cracker

    i'm still a virgin though so what would i know

    Few weeks back my mate went up to these 2 girls.Usual story one a beaut t'other a fairly hefty lass.Said to the big girl do ye wanna dance she was chuffed and said yes, he said Well away up then so i can talk to yer pal.
     
    Graham1888, May 10, 2007
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    Just casually go up to the lassie you have your eye on and go 'You're pretty..' and it might go from there. However, if she tells you where to go, say to her 'you didn't let me finish! You're pretty...* ugly!' and leave:84:
     
    Rosco67, May 10, 2007
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    lol sum of them are belters
     
    Numpty, May 10, 2007
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    I usually casually walk up to them, make eye contact and say fancy a pumpin doll.......works sometimes :84:
     
    Dougal, May 10, 2007
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    The best chat up lines are white lines!
     
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    howz yer * fur pimples?
     
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