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best/ worst chat up lines

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by oasisgurl, May 4, 2007.

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  1. Dempsey

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    "Hey, how you doin'...?" (a la Joey)

    OR

    Lick your finger then touch her top with the finger and say "Lets get you out of those wet clothes" :celt_2:
     
    Dempsey, May 6, 2007
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  2. T.D.

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    The Joey one if you nail his voice works cause it will make the chick laugh.

    Edit: As long as she has seen Friends. Which is likely. If not-
     
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    T.D., May 6, 2007
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  3. Celtic_Lass

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    Boy said to me one "... hey do you like cheese?" :97:

    right... that didn't last two minutes then, maybe he was a farmer or something? I reckon he'd been watching She's the Man or something, i think that's a quote off that :56:

    Most lasses i know just like to have a laugh.
     
    Celtic_Lass, May 6, 2007
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  4. CaliGhirl

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    worst would be like anything that is rehearsed or anything lame. like way too many to list.. all pickup lines .... best would be saying something funny or just saying hey and starting a good conversation.
     
    CaliGhirl, May 6, 2007
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  5. oasisgurl

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    if a guy said that to me id slap how aboot, hows that supposed to impress sumone talking baout cheese lol
     
    oasisgurl, May 6, 2007
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  6. CaliGhirl

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    he was trying to be like funny i think even if it was lame. nothing to do with impressing.
     
    CaliGhirl, May 6, 2007
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  7. Celtic_Lass

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    yeah you'd think lol. Luckily i'm not as mean as you but i did kinda move away slowly :fear: :84:
     
    Celtic_Lass, May 6, 2007
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  8. oasisgurl

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    im not mean, erm im just honest:84:. see when u moved away slowly did u pick up a kitchen knife while u were slowly stepping back:84:
     
    oasisgurl, May 6, 2007
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  9. Overkill187 Batshitcrazy

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    Nothing wrong with cheese if you are from switzerland. but I wouldn't really ask a girl that question anway :84:
     
    Overkill187, May 6, 2007
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  10. Celtic_Lass

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    Awwww don't lie now :84: There's no need to be embarrassed!
     
    Celtic_Lass, May 6, 2007
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  11. CaliGhirl

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    really??? i figured that you would at least have a conversation with him. seems like your personality.
     
    CaliGhirl, May 6, 2007
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  12. Martin

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    Maybe he meant * cheese.
     
    Martin, May 6, 2007
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    I get fed up with chat up lines.Burds always asking where they know me from and the likes. Really annoying all that small talk stuff. Wish they would just walk up and get tore in about it! better things the mouth can be used for, they always talk too much.
     
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  14. oasisgurl

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    no marty u wood start making animal noises:56: :56: :84: :37:
     
    oasisgurl, May 6, 2007
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  15. oasisgurl

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    lol, i wood have a conversation with him and if he still annoys me, i will reject him in the sweetest manner:84:
     
    oasisgurl, May 6, 2007
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    walk up to chosen piece of skirt and lick ur finger and rub it on her top.

    Then say; ' Lets get you out of those wet clothes'

    I'd save that one for chucking-oot time lads, can't see it attracting a classy piece of *!
     
    marti~bhoy, May 6, 2007
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    Yeah i bet you would... :87:
     
    Celtic_Lass, May 6, 2007
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  18. CaliGhirl

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    would you really like reject him???
     
    CaliGhirl, May 6, 2007
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  19. oasisgurl

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    depends what he looks like. if he really hot he wont even have the chance to chat me up:56: :56:
     
    oasisgurl, May 6, 2007
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  20. Celtic_Lass

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    You're evil you know that :56:
     
    Celtic_Lass, May 6, 2007
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