best sayings you know /heard

mutton dressed as lamb.

 

as much good as * on a bull = useless :icon_mrgreen:

 

shes had more * ends than weekends.

 

seen mare helmets than hitler

couldny score in a barrel of fannies

would * a hole in a barbers floor

 

i read this earlier today, and i'm actually still * myself every time i remember it

 

"he could talk under water"

 

i love this one " she could talk the heed af a stamp"

 

It was men against boys tonight

Meister

 

one eyes lookin at ye and one eyes lookin for ye

 

Don't * up my back & try to tell me it's raining= liar

Once a man, twice a boy= never grew up (childish /stupid)

Do bears * in the woods = too right

 

so hungry i could eat the * out of a low flying goose

 

'It's a ride ah want- no a shot of a bouncy castle'- description of a big lass!

 

All the distribution skills of an out-of-control bingo machine.[/QUOTE]



Another quality one from "the hand" i think, about bobo balde

 

"i can see my hoose from here!"
:icon_mrgreen:

 

For someone whos lost the plot or confuseD

He/She doesnt know if its new year or new york

He/She doesnt know if its sheffield wednesday or pancake tuesday

 

"Away n' throw * at the moon."

 

after a particularly rough curry-"i've got an * like a dragons nostril"

when boasting about numerous sexual conquests-
"i've had more carpet than general george"

"i've been through more bush than crocodile dundee"

"i've had more rides than...(a special needs kid*)on a day out at disneyland"
*=substitute whatever word you would use,didn't want to actually write it for fear of offending

or on the same subject for the girls

"i couldn't have had any more * if i fell * first into a bramble bush"

 

i"ll give my right arm to be amerdexices ,,,slan

 

Here's a few.

It looks like she's been set on fire and put out with a Golf shoe.

She's got a * like a ripped out fireplace.

She's got a * like a badly packed donner.

Look's like she's been dookin for apples in a chip pan.

She's smells like an alkies carpet.

I quite like - I wouldn't ride her into battle!