best sayings you know /heard

Up the * - no babies

Away take yer mouth for a *

I think both are pretty self explanatory

No snowflake ever falls in the wrong place.

No matter how fast light travels it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.

It is known that there is an infinite number of worlds, but that not every one is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so if every planet in the Universe has a population of zero then the entire population of the Universe must also be zero, and any people you may actually meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.

The last one there kinda * with your head.

 

Load of bollocks = not quite sure what someone has told you
is right/true

full of * = the person who talks a load of bollocks

 

"When the cows come home to roost"
"so like a midget at a urinal, i was going to have to keep on my toes"

Cant beat naked gun :icon_mrgreen:

 

I use them 3 all the time ha

 

Away ye go ya big lanky streak a pish

 

everything in moderation espescially moderation

 

i dont know what us canadians say really, only met a handful of newfies in my lifetime

mostly "oh yah right on eh" or "aye right on eh"

although its not like a scottish aye it sounds funny, like a canadian accent should

 

Theres allways the january window:icon_mrgreen:

 

Hate the Sin, not the Sinner

 

My all time fave is "You can't polish a *" it has so many uses!!

 

you can take 'persons name' out of 'where there from' but you can't take 'where there from' out 'the person'

 

It's not the winning its the taking part = second best


crabbit faced * = me on a monday morning

 

its just like polishing a * ........ because at the end of the day its still going to be a *

 

England forever !!!...............







Scotland that wee bit more

 

Putting a silk hat on a pig

 

''if i wanted to hear an * talk i would of farted''
when approaching traffic lights when its at amber ''i dont stop for no orange *'' then speed through

 

have you farted coz i can smell *

love using that one

 

He couldne kick doors at haloween - Talkin about Samaras

Away an play tig wi the busses - when sum one is annoying ye

When taking about a bird that loves the boaby

Shes been banged more times than Barlinie gates
Shes been pumped mare times than petrol

 

who wants there * din dins

 

He makes some valid points, but that still doesn't stop him being a grade A * stain that has the journalism skills of a shaved monkey on crack.

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One i found on the bill leckie thread