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Best comment you've heard in the crowd

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  1. Bi-Winning

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    That mob behind us were a joke, they hated everyone, kept callin Broony a bawbag, sayin he stared at guys like a gay boy lol gave the whole team some amount ae abuse, said deila has nae clue etc etc. In the family stand aswell lol
     
    Bi-Winning, Oct 18, 2015
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  2. Swervedancer Guest

    :smiley-laughing002: Welcome to football children.

    Winds me up when folk criticise absolutely everything.
     
    Swervedancer, Oct 18, 2015
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  3. Sean Daleer Ten Thirty Gold Member

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    I don't even remember the result of half the matches I went to never mind individual sayings.

    Remember somebody calling Stuart McCall 'straw baws' because he flattered to deceive on the hard man front.
     
    Sean Daleer, Oct 18, 2015
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  4. ILoveTheCeltic

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    Ive forgot most theres been a lot but I always remember McManus goal against AC Milan, guy near me cant mind if it was my row or just behind or infront now but we were waiting to take the corner and McManus was tying his laces miles from the box but it was like we were waiting on him and a guy shouted "dont you bother your * McManus ya clown" or something like that, 10 seconds later he put the ball in the net :56:

    Mind Arteta being called a Ladyboy as well and about 2 seasons ago now a guy shouting about Samaras wearing a tammy to warm up and on the way back from warming up Samaras gave him the hat.

    Another one was at Old Trafford the 2nd time we played them there in the CL, we were sitting front row near the corner on the side where the dugouts were so Ronaldo was playing right in front of us and it was mostly all Celtic fans even though it was the away end probably 20/30 or so of us sitting in the area and a couple of guys were givin Ronaldo pelters constantly, forget anything they said but I mind even the Man U fans around us were pishin themselves.
     
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    ILoveTheCeltic, Oct 18, 2015
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  5. Saul Goodman Gold Member Gold Member

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    Went to a City game against Charlton around 2007/08. Sammy went on for City and can clearly remember him trying to dribble past people and losing the ball and a mad * sitting in front of me shouting 'That * is a complete waste of money!'

    So I wasn't really that excited when we signed him at first:smiley-laughing002:
     
    Saul Goodman, Oct 18, 2015
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  6. vortex666

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    think the best comment ive heard .guy on our bus said we played the huns at parkhead and the huns bus turns up getting pelters as they should .. as the * come off the bus .hateley walking towards the door some guy picks his wee bairn up holds him straight infront of Hateley and says "Look son Its Satan" ...:smiley-laughing002: i would have creased if id been there
     
    vortex666, Oct 18, 2015
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  7. Sno'sLeftFoot

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    Hamilton years ago, I think Dougie Imrie must have been playing for them back then cos it was about 2010 or 2011 but I remember being in the temporary stand at the side of the pitch, Imrie came over to take a corner and some wee guy shouts "Gunge that peado" :56:
     
    Sno'sLeftFoot, Oct 18, 2015
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  8. FinnMcCool1967

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    The woman in the row behind me at Celtic Park thought we had too many defenders on the pitch: " Aw naw [Enrico] Annoni is on anaw now".
     
    FinnMcCool1967, Oct 19, 2015
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  9. Marty McFly Whoa, this is heavy Gold Member

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    This needs to stop
     
    Marty McFly, Oct 19, 2015
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  10. ApartPidgeon

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    Remember being at tannadice and someone shouted "that * black * blinker is * i coild do better" 30 second later blinker scores overhead kick
     
    ApartPidgeon, Oct 19, 2015
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  11. packybhoy Administrator Administrator

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    No she didn't!:56:
     
    packybhoy, Oct 19, 2015
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  12. Slaw

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    Naw she didny
     
    Slaw, Oct 19, 2015
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  13. Cadete

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    "Mowbray you've got to go, pack your bags you * *, and take Samaras with you"

    I loved Samaras, but that had me in uproarious laugher. :56:
     
    Cadete, Oct 19, 2015
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  14. Once a Tim

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    Auld * behind me calls Bitton "Bitten" don't know if it's the obvious ignorance or just his auld man voice but I howl at him every time.

    Wee toff guy near me who has Milingavie written all over him says playground patter put downs every game "Forrest, you couldn't even finish a fish supper!"
     
    Once a Tim, Oct 19, 2015
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    Used to sit behind the goal in the Lisbon Lions stand. There was this old guy who used to come with his grandson every week who would shout several times a game "I've seen more weight on a woodbine" whenever Nakamura was on the ball/got muscled out of something. Said it so often that half the folk in my section started shouting it and all. I didnt even know what a woodbine was and I was still up shouting it every 2 minutes.

    He piped down a bit eventually.
     
    rory_90, Oct 19, 2015
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  16. Cadete

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    If he thought Naka was a lightweight, I wonder what he thought of Ki, especially when he first arrived here :smiley-laughing002:
     
    Cadete, Oct 19, 2015
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    someone sitting behind be said Aw naw Annoni is on anaw nowI remember it like it was yesterday even though I'd only have been born but still true story Bro
     
    Jozo The Provo, Oct 19, 2015
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  18. Marty McFly Whoa, this is heavy Gold Member

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    I was there too! Cannae mind who it was against? It'll come to me, was * masel! :56:
     
    Marty McFly, Oct 19, 2015
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  19. StPauli1916 Gold Member Gold Member

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  20. Notorious Gold Member Gold Member

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    She did I remember it :smiley-laughing002:
     
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