Trivial Things That Annoy You Thread

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Aye, this

 

And when you finish a phone conversation with someone like that, it’s ended bye, bye bye, bye bye….etc…. Drives me * mad.

 

Geordies

they’re * loudmouth chav arseholes
Hate that * accent.
Wish they would all jump in the Tyne and drown.

 

That explains a lot.

 

'It's not my first rodeo'

It's no a rodeo and if it were it would definitely be your first, fuckstick..

 

People who claim to not like Still Game, or worse People who have not seen it

 

Trying to get online quotes and they always ask for email and phone number or just phone number.
I want quotes without having to speak to some * trying to pressure me into buying.
When they put space for comment I always put down that I don’t want called.
Last one that called I asked what company they worked for and left an email to their boss that they lost a good sale because their illiterate employee called me.

 

Being forced to set up account (username, password and *) even if you're doing some one-off purchase or whatever
Also - * apps

Bring beck * behind a counter

 

Byker Grove was a strange show. None of the kids seemed to have parents. Just hung about the youth club all day every day

 

That * Gordon Ramsey kitchen nightmares show.
He is an ex hun, so he's already a * but him, his show annoy the * out of me. My daughter likes it cause she's training to be a chef.

Literally every single restaurant he does has the exact same problem when he looks in their fridge/freezer area. Nothing labelled. Out of date rotting food. The exact same every episode.

If you knew Ramsey was coming to your restaurant (which u would do cause u need to apply to go on the show), would u not clear out your fridge n freezer so as not to embarrass yourself? Would u not have * in slightly better order so u don't look like an idiot on t.v?

That, and him thinking he can get away with shouting at everyone and throwing insults about...Someone is going to bloomer him right in the coupon one day and he'll deserve it

 

Knowing he's a hun and due to my anxiety when someone is shouting at me, I dont see why he wouldn't get a very powerful uppercut into his chin if he started on me.
Btw its all fake and you know it. Just to make entertainment.
My misses started watching Love island, so bland, all the characters are boring and predictable absolute shower of * and only one bird on there has a nice face that has not been destroyed by fillers. Its all well and good to be entertained but its the influence, see my bird is quite down to earth but if she thinks this is something to aspire to, or any other girl for that matter than we should all be worried.

 

Just texted my weed dealer ''after a half ounce mate what have you got *''.

Was texting my bird at the same time now i have to explain that...

 

Hyrox

 

Folk using self service tills. Put they're stuff through the scanners and onto the other wee side table.

After over a dozen items pay for everything, then bring a feckin bag out and start to pack they're stuff away. Put your bag up before you start to scan and pack it once it's went through....does my box in.

 

I used to work in one of the big shops so I’m always looking out for the * who do that.
Walked into a shop about two years ago and nearly bumped into someone, I let her past and put my hand out in a friendly gesture as if to say “you first” then she looked at me really sternly and said “NO AFTER YOU!” Ok so I walked away thinking what’s her problem? For some reason I turned back round and she starts screaming calling me a rapist and saying that I touched her. I got really silent, walked outside she’s outside shouting “he’s a rapist he touched my *!” A middle aged woman says “is that true?” I’m * shocked man still fairly angry at that. Most humiliating day ever.

Edit: for context this woman was off her nut and I never touched her at all and this was on the morning of my birthday the *, I thought your not safe anytime of the day really

 

I've found a big problem is that if you bag it as you go it struggles to weigh them and staff have to keep coming to reset it. If I scan as I go I pack it as I go.

 

Your tv will be turned off in 10 seconds due to the auto power feature

Basically the feature is that if I die on my sofa then who ever finds me doesn't have to look at a fuzzy screen or see whatever's on the telly at the point they walk in.

Its like having a dead mans switch that I have to constantly pull every 5 hours for no reason.

 

Stop watching the tv for at least 5 hours a time and get out, walk and see what places you can be around in those 5 hours, might be another option to worrying about that

 

its like my biggest trivial thing I have to deal with every single day. You are right though, ideally I should be out and about. I've considered it and I reckon i'm too conditioned in these bad habits. I'm happy though, I must admit i've done an all nighter. Prescription medicine can keep me up and have sat here with internet on the bigscreen. I dont even have the concentration to watch tv anymore, i will post a new tune though in 2 days max so i have been doing something productive.

 

Stupid interactions on FB marketplace, Gumtree, etc.

You have an ad listing a full description of an item with a price and where you are based and whether it's collection only or you can deliver, etc.

Then * are messaging asking how much it is, what colour is it, where are you based, do you deliver, how many do you have, etc.
Honestly man. It's not the odd person either, it's a good 90% of interactions. Seriously think people are just thick as * nowadays.