Your New Name (More Childish Humour)

Let's see if we can crack a smile, the following is exerted from the children's book "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants." (Yeah I know right) By Dave Pilkey. In which the evil professor forces everyone to assume new names.

1. Use the third letter of your first name to
determine your New first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = * y
z = zippy


2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = *
b = *
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = *
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

And there you go! I'm Dipsy Farklesniffer, goodnight!

:bbpd:

 

Sneezy FarkleTush.

 

ha ha! Dorfus PottySquirt!

 

im goober chicken dunkin!

 

Sneezy DippinChunks

 

Farcus pottypants

 

Sneezy Waffle Brains

 

Snickle HubbleSnickle

 

Liver Chicken Doodle

 

Sloopy,chuckle,lips

 

Snikle Farklefrack

 

sean flanagan
snickle fricken-*

 

Crusty Battyhead

 

Goober Farkleface

 

Crusty Burger Brain's...

That'd be about right

 

farcus chickenlips

 

dorky dippinface

 

Sloopy ChickenHump

where did my parents go wrong