Viera slaps Anelka... with his D*CK!!

Came across this book release story on an Arsenal forum there...

Chelsea forward Nicolas Anelka has the football world on tenter hooks with the imminent release of his audacious autobiography ‘It’s not me. It’s everyone else.’ Which critics are are already labelling ’shocking’ and ‘compelling.’

The book, which details Anelka’s rise from Parisian street urchin to World Cup winner certainly pulls no punches, firing broadsides at former team mates from Real Madrid, Arsenal, Manchester City, Paris St German, Liverpool and Galatasary.

“I wasn’t accepted anywhere I went.” Says Anelka with heart breaking honesty.

In it Anelka exposes the bullying tactics employed by multi national clubs world wide and holds a mirror to the ugly face of football. Some critics have even labelled it the sports equivilent to Nelson Mandela’s ‘Long Walk to Freedom.’

However none of the targets suffer the wrath of Anelka as much as former team mate Patrick Vieira, whom Anelka describes as a ‘world class git.’

In excerpts to be serialised in the Guardian Anelka reveals:

“My career at Arsenal was going from strength to strength until the day I crossed Vieira, who was better known in the Arsenal dressing room as ‘Le Long.’ I was playing against Fulham at Highbury and I remember receiving a ball from Bergkamp, then rounding the keeper with ease and, with the goal wide open, somehow managing to screw the ball wide at the last minute. It only happened because the sun was in my eyes. It wasn’t my fault! Anyway Vieira gave me a glare and I knew I was in trouble, afterwards in the showers he tore into me and I just snapped, I knew I shouldn’t have, but I called him a ‘lanky limbed boombaclart.’

At first he just stared at me with his hollow eyes. Then…..

WHAM!

Just like that he slapped me across the face with his *. Just once. But it knocked me back a few steps. It was like being struck by a wet kipper. No one could believe what they saw! Can you imagine how embarrassing it is to be smacked across the face with a 14″ pork sword in front of your team mates? It was the worst moment of my life. No one said anything for what seemed like an eternity, the silence was only broken when Ashley Cole asked “Is it my turn?” It was then I knew I had to leave. When Wenger found out what he’d done he merely high fived him and shouted “And that’s why he’s the captain. POW! Look at that thing!”

It goes on...

Anelka’s book reveals how he only regained his confidence eventually playing alongside Paul Dickov at Manchester City. “He could fit it in a polo.” Anelka reveals.

However not all are sympathatic to Anelka’s plight. Diagne N’dour, Vieira’s life long agent and business partner, described Anelka’s book as a ‘disgrace.’

N’dour wrote on his website that, if anything, Anelka should be privileged that he was allowed to touch Vieira’s chopper:

“In our country it is a great honour to be shown, let alone come into contact with Patrick Vieira’s porridge chucker. Instead of painting my client as a tyrant Mr Anelka should be apologising for sullying my clients * with his miserable, miserable face.”

Patrick Vieira is yet to comment on these accusations.

Arsen Wenger's response is here...
Wenger slams Nicolas Anelka’s autobiography A sideways look at the Premier League

 

"Vieira, who was better known in the Arsenal dressing room as ‘Le Long.’ "
"Just like that he slapped me across the face with his *."
"It was like being struck by a wet kipper."

Obviously fake but funny nonetheless

 

aye... total bollicks but got a good giggle outta it!!

 

Abit hard to believe that!

 

He's lucky it wasn't Dion Dublin, he'd have ended up in a coma

 

Fake but funny i'm no having the hit wi a wet kipper,14 inch pork sword, le long although i could see ashley cole wanting some.

 

Class

 

ha ha good laugh

 

Ashley: "Is it my turn?" This is class, don't know if it's for real, though.

 

'porridge chucker'


Hope there's no spermanent psycholigical damage.

 

From Arsene Wenger's response ...

“There are elements of truth to the story,” stated Wenger, holding his hands up, “I’ll be straight with you, Vieira’s meat cleaver is pretty big. Huge in fact. I doubt a giraffe could deep throat him. I don’t think I can exaggerate it enough to be honest.”

 

funny as * good find

 

thats quality there man

 

"Can you imagine how embarrassing it is to be smacked across the face with a 14″ pork sword in front of your team mates?"

haha that made me laugh. Makes you wonder what makes people come up with such ridiculous stories.

 

14", congrats Viera

 

lol what a gay thread

 

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