The what would you like to do to Alex Rae Thread

OK maybe just a good crunching sliding tackle then

 

Well plastic surgery isn't such a big deal these days...I would love to cover him in honey and set a hive of bees on him...a bit sick but oh well

 

five minutes in a wee room with a big stick - old fashioned provo punishment beating - that would shut his ugly mug up for a while

 

haha keep the coming !!

bring back celtic capital punishment !!

 

one min in the dark room would do for me o wit fun i would have
i would kick him good looking but think it would take a lot more than
one min to get that p***k good looking
plus have you ever saw a good looking hun
i have not
hail hail
we shall not be moved

 

Aye course, Alex McLeish! He's a right beauty!

 

Tie him to a chair then get a potatoe peeler and start pealing his skin off with it.

When all the skin is off pour salt and vinegar into the wounds.

Then i'd get a clamp and pull his teeth out 1 by 1 (whats left of them, nice 1 aidan)

I'd cut his hands off and slap him with the wet end of them.

I'd get a load of celtic badges and stick them into his flesh.

Then have a game of russian roulette (1 player)

Staple his balls to the chair douse him in petrol, light a match and

VOOOM

 

nice one duds but remember sh*t never burns

 

very descriptive,lol eeww peel his skin off,eww,lol,staple his balls to the chair!well i wouldnt like to make you angry,lol

 

I know there's a lot of youngsters on the site, i toned down my torture so as not to shock anyone.

Don't tell me you never stapled someones anatomy down to a piece of wood.

 

Is this the effect you were lookinhg for dubs mate ???

 

sort of, but that * don't look in enough pain to me.

Cocktail sticks stuck into the eyeballs you *.

sorry just seeing pic of rae in the reserves thread got me all worked up, *.

 

yeh that guy doesnt look in pain at all!!lol,nobody id ever mess way u dubs if they read your torture methods,lol

 

shove a fire extinguisher hose up his * and press the button till the dry powder comes out his mouth , then you get a knitting needle hold it over the cooker till it's red hot then stab the * in the japs eye with it . no less than he deserves , * hun

 

haha brilliant !

 

id take a hurl to * rae ,novo and that * perso

 

chop his fingers and toes off one by one whilst he's alive then go for the bigger parts, kill him last.

 

i think his ugly face is a big enough punishment as well as the embaressment of playin 4 the huns, but i supose there are other thing u could do to (do i really think its possible) to make him look worse, gd suggestions!!! (how un catholic of me) lol

 

id love to do all ur lil torture methods on * novo too,that lil spanish spastic annoys the * * outa me!!!!

 

two foot novo !!

I remember when we got beat 3-0 by the scum and Riseth put Reyna in the stand with a 2 footer it cheered me up a little.Cracking tackle!