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The SYNONYM Thread

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by HH, Sep 1, 2005.

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  1. HH

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    I could eat a tramps * sandwiched between two pishy mattresses

    = I'm hungry




    Your as slow as a week in the jail


    = Gonna hurry up.
     
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  2. henrikstongue

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    as easy as the daily mirror crossword

    =tart
     
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    Looks like she has don king in a headlock = shave your pits

    If i had a garden full of faces i wouldn't let her sit on the wall = minging bird.

    Odd as a bottle of chips = weirdo.

    Peel an orange in your pocket with boxing glooves on = tight *.
     
    Dubsbhoy, Sep 1, 2005
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  4. Dubsbhoy Banned!

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    Going to busta blood vessel - takea dump

    Gonna kill a few babies - have a *
     
    Dubsbhoy, Sep 1, 2005
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    Some Polish synonyms :

    Run like a Jew in an empty shop = be uneasy and act senseless

    Going to sleep with hens = going to sleep early

    Bang a horse = *

    Build a bronze statue = take a dump
     
    Torq, Sep 2, 2005
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    Get tae * ya mad banger afore a plug ye = Go away you young reprobate before i injure you with some kind of sharp instument .

    She kisses like a donkey chewin an apple = She's not the best kisser

    Get yer gums roon ma plumbs ya cow = I would love nothing more than oral stimulation from you sweetheart
     
    freedom, Sep 2, 2005
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    BREAKING THE SEAL - Your first pish in the pub.

    GOING FOR A McSHIT - Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog.

    BEER COAT - The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3 in the morning.

    TESTICULATING - Waving your arms around and talking bollocks.

    MYSTERY TAXI - The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead.

    MONKEY BATH - A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Ho! Aa! Aa! Aa!".

    SITCOMs - Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage.
     
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    BOBFOC - Body off Baywatch, Face off Crimewatch (an old classic)
     
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    Fuxsakes you could hing a wet duffle coat on them = She has large erect nipples.
     
    HH, Sep 2, 2005
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    I could eat a scabby dug = I'm starvin.
     
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  11. Overkill187 Batshitcrazy

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    there we are then = *

    see ye next tuesday = *
     
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    ha ha, i forgot the see u next tuesday one!! another old classic.
     
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    Like a hun in europe after christmas = in the worng place, hopelessly lost
     
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    she looks likes she smuggling peanuts - no bra on and you can see her nips.

    a little damp yoke - nice looking bird.
     
    Dubsbhoy, Sep 2, 2005
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    as camp as a row of tents - *
     
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    there's a 3 mile hike - a dike.

    couldn't get your hole in a polo factory - no chance of a *.
     
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    She's been banged more times than a *'s shutter = very easy girl

    she's got a face like a welders mask = ugly bird

    He's a bigger * than 20 bums = speaks for itself.
     
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  18. henrikstongue

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    a hole in the roof - poof
    thirteen amp - tramp
    she's taken mare lickouts than a 2nd hand dug dish bowl - *
     
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    on the subject of easy girls:

    shes had more dickends than weekends.

    shes been cocked more times than John Waynes' gun.
     
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  20. henrikstongue

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    as above

    more lenghts than duncan goodhew
    seen more japs eyes than a japanese opticion
    emptied more sacks than a grain farmer
    seen more one-eyed monsters than a cyclops hunter
    more balls on the chin than ian botham
    more jumps than a horse rider.
     
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