the banks even influencing the Ibrox songbook

(to the tune of "The Sash" in case you didnt know)

Sure l'm a Scottish Bankingman , from Lloyds TSB I came,
To see the Ibrox hierachy also known as Scotland’s Shame,
And to tell them of my board partners who loaned in days of yore,
The purse strings are now tightening, as the cash there is no more!

Chorus:
Its to be sold but they are terrible, and they’re running out of time
It was ruined by David Murray, Wee Advocat and the Bain.
As Wattie has no faith in youth they are now on the floor,
And all the Bears now realise the cash there is no more.

Repeat Chorus

For those daft men who believed the Bain have proved to be insane
They can barely pay the wages and have an overdraft to maintain,
If the cash wont come we'll shut the huns, with a closed sign on the door
There will be a Tesco on the Copland Road as the cash there is no more!

Chorus

For every fiver the Timmy’s spend, a big tenner will come,
The blinkered Bears believed Murrays bile, but he was talking out his *
And Ibrox stands are empty still, for the Banks have shut the door
As Murray’s dodgy balance sheets show the cash there is no more!

 

LOVE IT :icon_mrgreen: