tell me ten things about yourself

in a vague attempt at trying to understand some of you lot on here, tell me ten random things about yourself

I'll start

• I am 39+ years old but act 17
• My favourite food is Chicken Fajitas
• I suffer from night terrors
• Because of this I need some form of light on at all times
• I once spent an hour in the company of my all time Hero (Roy Keane)
• I would be willing to march into * for a heavenly cause
• I refuse to eat potatoes in any form (except Crisps and Chips)
• I drive to fast and too recklessly
• I once scored a perfect hat-trick (Left foot volley, Right foot 30 yard screamer and one that bounced off of my head)
• I cried when the Muppets did a Jim Henson Special just after he had died.

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I love the fat one from wilson phillips
I studied study and failed
I loved trigonometry
Geophysics aroused my cornea
Donald pleasance is a fan of mine
Once killed a turtle
Once karate chopped an onion
Delivered papers for osam Bin Laden
Once ate a turnip
Chopped a haribo in halfibo#
Can't count.

 

I'm 14
Love Celtic
Love playing football, play for the mighty Accies !
Hate the huns and the orange lodge
Love blastin the rebs
I'm very musical
I'm from Johnstone
Credit classes at school
I once jumped through a window in Rome and had to get an ambulance to hospital
Chuck Norris is a Legend !

 

• I am from Airdrie
• My favourite food is most things.
• I suffer from a mother-in-law who has decided I am mentally retarded after 12 years knowing me.
• Because of this I talk to her in the same way I post here
• I once spent an hour in the company of a dead dog, which I later buried.
• I would also be willing to march into * for a heavenly cause (I think...)
• I live in Spain.
• I cycle to work, and therefore have every right to look grin at drivers in traffic jams as I whoosh past.
• I do not live in Scotland
• I have never been mistaken for anyone famous but have many times been mistaken for a Catalan and a guy called Javier from Cartagena.

 

Where abouts in Spain ?

 

You spent an hour with Roy Keane? You lucky *
My mate talked to him for 5minutes in Dublin, all our Keano did was talk about how much he loved Celtic

 

I'm 18 year old
Live in Dumbarton
Currently layed off awaiting a phone call for work
Love going out on a friday and coming back on a sunday / monday
Cant beat a good booze up with the lads
Love going to gigs
Love going to the away games
Like having money
Love going on holiday to hot places
Only famous preson ive ever been told I resmble is Heid

 

• I am from Glasgow
• Im 15 years old
• Sitting Int 2 in 9 subjects this year
• Was chased by 35 cows in North Berwick at midnight through a field
• Nearly killed myself in a go-kart crash in Cyprus
• Love Celtic - season ticket holder
• Love Scotland - supporters club member
• I'm 5"11
• I shot JR
• I have ran out of things to say

 

• im from ireland couldnt be prouder
• im 16 near 17
• i love myslef lol
• i love celtic and football and family more though because im a giver
• i like having craic with friends
• i can beat that * in britains got talent and could easily eat the frerero roche thing
• i HAVE ALWAYS supported celtic
• i tried to fight my best friend as of late for stupid reasons
• i cant swim more than one length af a pool
• i cant fecking wait to drive!!!!!!!!!
• i earesed ths last one because i cant count its ment 2 be 10!

 

1=i am 28
2=i have 3 beautiful bhoy's
3=i own my own building firm
4=i would also walk to *,for a heavenly cause!
5=my favourite food is chinese
6=i love my 3 f's,family!,faith!,and football!,and in that order!
7=i only drink cider(so get them in!)
8=my wifes italian!
9=i am addicted to tc!
10=my great granda played 178 times for the hoop's!

 

what was your great grandas name

 

i live in dumbarton
used to play rugby until recently
age 20
i like to travel and do random stuff, like go and see obamas inauguration
iv got 2 years left of a masters in civil engineering at glasgow uni
im feart of electric shocks!
got accused by police in munich of being a punk anarchist rioter
my desire to leave the uk is always tempered by the fact id have to give up my season ticket, so im still here!
i met zlatan imbrohimovic back when he was at ajax, just before we played them. it was him that came over to me and i had to ask him who he was! i was quite young but even then i could tell he was a *

 

Canny beat the strongbow :icon_mrgreen:

Must be good to be your own boss aswell hassle free etc lol

 

Im 21
Live in pishy wishy (Wishaw)
Currently unemployed (boo)
Rattle the gym 3 times a week
I like to party
I love Fluff
Love gamin out ma face (PS3)
I once won a breadstick race
I got fined 40 quid last week for * on the street
I crashed my motor into my mate, thats what friends are for

 

Whats your great granda's name lad?

 

john'jock'morrison!

 

• im 25 on may 11th
• i live in renfrew which is much beter than mr onion and his spain
• i work for diageo :icon_mrgreen: making whiskey baileys smirnoff guiness ect
• i drive a vectra
• i was the clown of the class at school
• i love playing dares :icon_mrgreen: to which someone i know has a pic with lafferty with his trousers down in braehead
• i love beer lager pizzas and tinned fruit
• i have a football collection of memorabilia
• most of my mates are rangers fans
• i hate rangers

 

*Im an Aussie born in Scotland and now lives in Scotland.
*Im half Spanish
*Tried to swim the English chanel from Brighton would have ended up in Nothern Spain if i kept going.
*Will * anything that moves.
*Sat and got * with Willem Defoe in a bar in New York.
*Im ambidextrous - yes i can * with both hands.
*Lived and worked all over the world
*I love cheese
*I have one leg longer than the other - no i dont wear one of those big * off Herman Munster shoes.
*I collect single malt whisky

 

im 25
i live on the falls road
i love the hoops
ive no friends that are rangers fans
im slegged i love like david cameron or james mc carthy.(do they even look the same)
amsterdam is my favourite city
im a barman
i like horse racing and boxing also
i live with my girlfriend and child
ive a wee westie

 

* hero, someone get this lad a beer