Podracing

I assume everyone follows the Podraces that take place on Malastare and Tatooine. My favourite for this weekend's Boonta Eve Classic is Sebulba. I also like Ben Quadinaros.

 

Ahhh Sebulba always a safe bet as he is a little cheater in a giant pod 1000 credits on him to win

 

PM greendave asking for a vBookie event. I would wager a few Vs on Seboba.

 

Sebulba isn't the racer he used to be. Ever since he got caned by a kid he just doesn't look the same dug.

 

Thats true. Can I tell you guys a secret? Im secretly involved with that kid now that he is grown up. hehehehehehhehehehehehehe

 

I preferred your acting performance in Leon & you were just a kid yourself then, you've been * ever since - pity, so much early promise!

The wee boy was also a better actor than his older self, so promote the youth squad they're better at it!!

 

What is this you speak of? I went off into politics extremely early in life. My parents came from Naboo backgrounds outside the Lake Retreat in the west of Naboo.

 

You wanted to become a cleaner for an underworld Italian Organisation after falling in love with the greatest cleaner of them all - who happened to be old enough to be your Dad!
He wiped out pretty much the entire NYPD & aforementioned Mafia family in retaliation for Gary Oldman wiping out your whole family (before Ian McDiarmid)!
Yer a mad wee sicko, but yer pretty cool & at times quite brilliant!

 

Oh interesting. So who do you take for this race? You look like a racer fan.

 

erm is anakin skywalker going to be in this podrace?

 

Lewis Hamilton (obviously) another ludicrously talented youngster!!

The McLaren MP4 - 22 F1 Car looks like a * spaceship & is the fastest thing next to the Millenium Falcon!!

 

It's very fast and very dangerous. I hear no human can do it.

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