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once again anti english cricket jokes needed

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by MunichCelticFan, Sep 6, 2005.

Discuss once again anti english cricket jokes needed in the TalkCeltic Pub area at TalkCeltic.net.

  1. MunichCelticFan

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    some of my english mates are slagging me off rotten saying scots cant win anything.

    needless to say i am short of ammo in response as wot they are saying is true!

    so if youve got any please post why scotland is better than england or why cricket sucks (even though i think its ok)

    p.s. not being anti english just useless at thinking up my own replies.
     
    MunichCelticFan, Sep 6, 2005
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  2. Amenhotep

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    Scotland ist better than England, because the Scotch - Whiskey is the best in the world!!!!
     
    Amenhotep, Sep 6, 2005
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    You can always say:
    "Stop slaggin. It's not funny."
    or
    "They can win. They will some day." (there's no proof they won't)
    In 1967 there were only Scottish players in Celtic.
     
    tremor, Sep 6, 2005
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  4. bhoywunda Banned!

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    indeed it is not , irish whisky i.e. Powers beats that crap.

    we did this before and it caused a bit of a row MCF....

    * it...



    A distraught woman rushed into a Police Station claiming she had been raped.


    The Desk Sergeant calmed her down and asked her to provide details. She
    told him that it was a man of average height dressed in white and that he
    was wearing protective pads on his legs and forearms, additionally he
    had on a helmet and gloves.


    "That sounds as if the man was a cricketer" observed the policeman.


    "Oh yes he was" replied the woman, "and what's more he was an Englishman".


    "I suppose you guessed that because of his accent " said the Sergeant.
    "No" the woman said, "it was because he didn't stay in very long."
     
    bhoywunda, Sep 6, 2005
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  5. Amenhotep

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    Scotland is better than England, because you can fish biger salmon than in England.


    Scotland is better than England, because the grass is greener in Scotland than in England.

    Scotland is better than England, because here are more Scots than in England.

    :50: :84: :50:
     
    Amenhotep, Sep 6, 2005
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    Scotland is better than england, Cos we are proud of our heritage, and dont try and hide our past. We have a national dress to be proud of, we have a nation to be proud of, we have a national anthem to be proud of. And the english birds love the jocks
     
    Lennoncraig, Sep 6, 2005
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  7. MunichCelticFan

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    i like this pic

    [​IMG]
     
    MunichCelticFan, Sep 6, 2005
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  8. Overkill187 Batshitcrazy

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    ExPatBhoy, Sep 6, 2005
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    Scotland is better is England because we were the 1st british country to have a team that won the European Cup

    Scotland is better as England because we have either the best or one of the best golf courses in the world

    Scotland is better as England as there's less violence.

    Scotland is better as England as they don't have the Old Firm.

    Scotland is better as England because we have the Oil

    Scotland is better than England as we have no trespassing laws.

    May i go on. :50:
     
    Callum Bevan, Sep 6, 2005
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    *....... :56:

    Yeah and we have a say in where the revenues go! :56:
     
    HH, Sep 6, 2005
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    Some joke i've heard in Poland about Scotland and England. May help you. I have to translate so sorry for errors. Hope you understand.

    * takes Saint Peter to trip in last created lands. They fly over the islands, and * explains:

    - This beautyfull small island is Ireland, they have some really nice music, * good whisky, and nice rock band as well.

    Peter asked: and this large island ?

    - So we have a few countries there. It's Scotland, they are good people, beauty landscapes, thoose strange instruments made from animals, nice girls, songs, towns, and whiskey, maybe even better than irish.

    - You gave so much good things to one nation? This is unfair.

    - Look at their neighbours. :)
     
    ajuc, Sep 6, 2005
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    Scotland has friendlier people.....
     
    Jungle Bhoy, Sep 6, 2005
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  14. MunichCelticFan

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    QUICK REPLY NEEDED
    WHAT DOES THIS MEAN DIRECTED AT ME:

    and you (that) i a hooligan who sings obnoxious chants.
     
    MunichCelticFan, Sep 7, 2005
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  15. cybersooz

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    they're doing mince at the moment anyway - England batting at 142 for 4
     
    cybersooz, Sep 8, 2005
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