Minor things that irritate you

People who clap and cheer when the plane lands

People eating their stuff walking round Tesco before they have paid for it

* who drive right up to the cones on the motorway when the lane is closed. You can shove your * BM up your * mate, there’s no * way you’re pushing in in front of me.

Amongst others

 

Noisy eaters.

 

You beat me to it , does my * head in
Ohh and people who breathe heavily !

 

HUNS! you may think its big, but to me they are just minority scum

 

When people make you take your shoes off before going into there house

 

Good one,
remember going round to the girlfriends house and her dad opened the front door and asked me to take my shoes off , I thought he was mental, Id never heard of it before, he let me in the hall but no further till I got rid of the shoes, I was fuming they were brand new and cleaner than his 18 month old “ New carpet”

 

When people are dead vague with their Facebook status lol.

Sounds stupid i know, but they do it so people will say "whats up?". Attention seekers is all they are

 

People who dont * say thanks or thank you when you hold a door open for them.

 

people who love to have opinions on something they know nothing about

 

I use to work in a supermarket and you wouldn't * believe the idiots who do this then give a pack of sweets to their kids, when they're done,throw it on the floor, also hate when people use trolleys as bins.

One thing i hate is when you're in a club's smoking area and some fool comes up asking to buy a cigarette off you when they don't smoke and just wanna look cool, mind you i made €4 on 2 cigarettes on sunday:icon_mrgreen:

 

4x4's. . . . Espescially when it is some leather faced bint driving it.

 

Tailgating in the car and people who say "jamp", instead of "jumped" and who say "reverted back", instead of "reverted", or "went back". It's a favourite of the pundits. Oh aye, they also like to say "fantastically well". It's a tautological statement (look it up and impress your friends!). People who work in shops and have conversations with friends, while a queue of people stand waiting to be served. Traffic wardens. Huns. * barmen (I was one for long enough to know that it's not a prerequisite to act like a *). Scott * Booth. Billy * Dodds. Terry * Butcher. Celebrity dancing/ice skating/wanking into a cup, etc. Duffy's voice. Pete * Docherty. Work. BT. Ronaldo, "the slave". 0-0 games. Pop-up banners. ITV.

That's just in a couple of minutes!

 

All of that

 

People that * about at the checkout and people playing * music on there phone at full blast usually pop *.

 

Noisy neighbours

 

Yea such a pain in the *

 

Stubbing my toe.

Breaking crockery and glasses.

 

noisy eaters, pub winchers, people who spit in the street, supermarkets, men who cant do there tie properly, girls who scream when crossing the road in groups, people who pronounce condom-comdom, or valentines day- valetimes day, * idiots, people who dont wash there hands after using the toilet, when the hoovering hasnt been done in straight lines, people who like ronan keating, people who cant handle there drink, the girl that always cries at the party.........i think thats it

 

Spanish mopeds. Silencers seem to be illegal on them.

I am surrounded by '*'s Hairdryers' on wheels.