Junkie on the bus...

I was on the 45 bus today coming home from town, and this junkie was shouting swearing while waving around quite a fancy pink bag...he then started spouting aload of racit abuse at to black men up the back of the bus where i was sitting after i told him to shut hit mouth in the nicest possible way...he sat down and started speaking to this old guy beside him the old dude had to move as he was * him of and as he moved he pulled from this lovely pink bad a * huge *!! and started waving it about and shouting about how his misses has just dumped him then ran off the bus.....

was * buckeld at this point and so was everyone else on the bus. any one else had any funny storys with ejits?

 

What way were you getting the 45? I get that bus out to Auchinairn, or the 12 or 56 and need to endure many a sight on there. Mostly it is just junkies being racist twats. There is quite a large population of immigrants out Springburn way and some of the abuse they get is shocking.

Though I did see an African lady get on the bus at the Royal, she had come out of that church that is in the old bank. She had traditional dress on it was all colourful. Any way she walked on and some junkie git called her something hunnish, before anyone else could speak another Junkie woman jumped up and told junkie number 1 to shut up and that he was an 'uneducated bassa'. She then spent 10 mins talking to the poor african lady who clearly had no * clue what was going on. The junkie lady was saying how lovely the woman's headdress was and maybe she should get one, and that she always wanted to go to Africa. I would have intervened except I swear down the junkie was being sincere, lets hope she does not have a passport.. I dont want her being a walking advert for Scotland.

 

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Owning a pub I meet loads mate!!!!!!!!! ha ha

This not really funny but, this nice looking lassie came in this friday night, seemed pleasent enough, had a couple of drinks nae probs, anyway as night progressed and pub started to fill up, one of the boys comes to me and says this birds in the gents.

Right enough there she is in the gents toilets, I said what you doing? she wouldnt answer us and just sat down on the floor, after about 10 mins trying to persuade her toget up and getting nae joy, goes out and heres the police coming in saying theyd a fone call fae this bird telling them she been kidnapped and was being held prisoner????????? Anyway, after telling polis the score they went in and got her up, on going out she wasscreaming her nut aff about being kidnapped!!!!!! never heard anymore about it, but was even more bizzare than I convey on here!!!!! ha ha

 

i get it heading down towards thornliebank. your 100% right you do see some amount of creatures on that bus 56 and 57 aswell.

 

some one had 1 to many Jagerbombs.....

 

Aye well the 56 goes to Mordor so it explains a lot

 

I don't think i've ever been on a Glasgow bus without a junkie or two on it talking crap in what sounds like their own language about being in court, their pal getting stabbed, how they owe some guy money for one drug or another

Cannae beat the Glasgow junkies

 

ha ha na mate, she was on the skittle bombs!!!! IN fact it was 80 she was on, which at the time i thought was a bit strange, dinny see many young lassies drink pints around here anyway!!!

 

A drunk guy on the bus was trying to get the driver to stop because he needed a *. When the driver pulled over to stop, the drunk guy stumbled, fell over and * himself while laying on the bus floor. He eventually got up and left the bus.

 

Mate that sounds strange. My mate was on a bus last week, could have been a 45 or 57, and some guy was having a can and trying to talk to everyone around him about how his missus left him and all that. My mate just telt him to get a fucin grip of himself and shut it. That was on a bus coming from the Shaw's into town so could have been the same guy maybe?
But then again, Glasgow is full of these *. Especially that route. My ex stayed just off THornlie bank rd and I had to get the 57 home, normally about 11pm-12am. What a journey that was, through Arden, Nitshill, Darnley, Pollock.

 

that is a belting story!! I used to get the same bus ~(going to darnley I'm sure/maybe it was a 57)

Some nutters on the num 9 aswel,specifically between town and cessnock. Think there's a lot of homeless hostels around that route so you get alsorts and i * hate it at certain times of day.

No stories like the op mind you,most mines involve them trying to start fights ect ad racial abuse.. Actually the racial abuse on Glasgow buses gives me a red neck,happens every time I'm on the bus.

 

I know the only people I have ever seen cause any bother on a bus are Glasgow neds. I have yet to see an immigrant cause bother, or annoy folk on the bus. So the cries of 'Am I the only white * on this bus' can get to cause I would rather not be on a bus with scum like that.

 

you meet some nutters specialy firday sat night after the dancein....once seen a junkie so frazzeld he was talking to the we cartoon newspaer you get stuck around the bus with the slogan "take your paper with you"...complete freaks

 

KNow what you mean mate. I get the 9 all the time coz I stay along the Paisley Road west. Cessnock, Kinning Park, Ibrox. Scummy as *.

 

Any bus late at night heading to the East End ALWAYS has least one dodgy incident on it.

Had 2 junkies scrapping with each other last week.

 

It doesn't have to be late at night, it can be anytime in the east end basically

I had the misfortune of listening to two junkies last week talking about how one was going to stab some other guy but his pal offered to do it instead because he hated the guy more or something along they lines

 

Glasgow buses sound like a great place to people watch.