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How many dwarfs do you think you could beat in a fight ?

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Martin, Jun 30, 2008.

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  1. Martin

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    OK lads we've looked at fighting 5 year old but now the nitty gritty. Dwarfs are a totally different ball game altogether. They may be of similar stature to a five year but they are heavier and stronger. Add to this their low centre of gravity and they become very difficult to knock to the ground, like a weeble. As if that wasn't bad enough they could start throwing other dwarfs at you, launching an arial attack. You would be * then. Some of them may even be experienced in being thrown.

    So be honest how many dwarfs do you think you could beat ?
     
    Martin, Jun 30, 2008
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  2. Rendog

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    i will go for 3 maybe 4
     
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  3. hoopymo

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    individual or a swarm of them coming at you


    if a swarm i'd say 5 or 6 if 7 or above the would work together to take you out plus dwarves know how to get and use knives :fear:
     
    hoopymo, Jun 30, 2008
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  4. Craigyjac.

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    i think your head is full of broken biscuits fella:icon_mrgreen:
    but truth be told i reckon seven in total. or nine midgets
     
    Craigyjac., Jun 30, 2008
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  5. kennydal

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    a weeble :56:eh none ,when you put it like that ,id run like *:50:
     
    kennydal, Jun 30, 2008
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  6. hairytoes

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    Gimli fooking rocks!!!

    No chance you'd even get near Gimli Martin, have you seen that 2 headed axe?
     
    hairytoes, Jun 30, 2008
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  7. odonno

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    aboot 3 at the same time
     
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  8. Martin

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    I think I'd struggle with anymore. If I made 4 I'd be chuffed. These wee * are strong and they won't blubber like 5 year olds.
     
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  9. Martin

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    No weapons, hand to hand.
     
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  10. odonno

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    Martin a hope ur no gonnae attack anybody under 4 foot lol worrying
     
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  12. hairytoes

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    I'd rather take them in a drinking contest, but even then they'd probably win.

    Dwarfs can drink like *!!

    In a fight I'd probably start laughing at their stupid wee hats & get my heid kicked in.
     
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  13. hoopymo

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    who says they would be wearing hats
     
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  14. Martin

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    Watching that I'd have to say 5 or 6 would be realistic.
     
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  15. hairytoes

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    7 dwarfs all wear hats, pretty sure anyway & they're pretty stupid funny looking hats.
     
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    if its hand to hand combat the wee * are *. i'll wipe out the entire * specices.
     
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  17. Overkill187 Batshitcrazy

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    Depends on the fighting level of the dwarfs. with a good and powerful kick you could break their jaws. you could also take a dwarf and toss them at the other ones.
     
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  18. Fancy Pants

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    This happened to me yesterday on the way to pick up the papers a gaggle of dwarfs ,bout 9 of them jumped out of a hedge n and gave it all the hard man * .I got 6 of em till one of the wee * bottled me.It happens all the time up here wee bassas
     
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    If you where swarmed with dwarfs would you toss them off one at a time ? or toss one off and warn the others that they are next ?

    Tricky situation if there is a a bunch of them
     
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  20. Overkill187 Batshitcrazy

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    I'd do a few roundhouse sidekicks :56:
     
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