Funniest Comment from fellow fans

Just wondering what the funniest thing you have ever heard or seen from a fellow supporter at a match was

Mine was during Mowbrays tenure , when Aiden McGeady was substituted , this old guy about 80 years old runs down about 20 steps to the barrier and says " you're clueless mowbray , McGeady' s a republican , he's a republican man , He's a republican " this guy said it about ten before going down the steps , it was funny , but one of the most random things i have ever seen

so what is the funniest thing a fellow supporter has said or done while you were at a match ?

 

The humour may not translate as well to the forum but it was the match at Pittodrie in Strachan's last season where we lost 4-2. At one point I screamed 'PENALTY!' as loud as I could manage and a guy a couple of rows behind me just went 'Optimistic!' and everyone around just burst out laughing.

 

During the 3-0 win vs Huns last season when we were 3-0 up and cruising and the atmosphere was incredible, Ki lost out on a 50/50 against Davis and a guy a couple of rows behind me stood up and shouted "That's * * Ki, What is this Celtic?" Couldn't believe what I was hearing. Seems you just can't please some supporters.

 

at a cup game in the o'neill days against some lower division team at a half empty parkhead; celtic are winning comfortably and its the last minute, jackie macnamara has the ball in the box at the lisbon lions end

guy behind me screams "SHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!" so loud that Jackie probably heard him from the other side of the pitch

 

3-1 down to the huns at paradise, The huns bouncing and partying in the corner, 60 year old behind me shouts " They may be dancing and winning, but at least we know who we're da's are" Hahaha

 

Stik a chopstk in his eye Naka!

 

Got another one.......Samaras' debut at Rugby Park, well with his first touch he gave it away and a guy form behind me yelled "Aw who's this turkey stuffer". I just burst out laughing. Some of you may recall that Samaras then scored a great goal.

 

This season cant remember what game but some guy decided Rogne was Loovens "get tae * loovens" but the best of his rant was "ya useless German *

Poor Glenda gets abuse even when he's no playing.

 

Easy one. A few years ago v Caley away, Graveson was on the bench. Some guy roars out behind me, ''Tommy, Tommy, what the * are you doing here in the * cold?, if i had a pornstar wife i would be stayin home geein her a shaftin!''

Graveson turned around and clapped to him!

 

At a game against Aberdeen at hampden when they scored a guy in front of me shouted at the celebrating dons fans "well at least your * sheep are getting a rest":icon_mrgreen:

 

Too many things at Celtic games to mention but one from another time.

A couple of old friends were at a business meeting on a Saturday about 20-30 years ago. By the time they left it was too late to go to the Hoops away game so they went to mordor to watch Hibs playing the huns. Unfortunately they couldn't get in the away end, so had to sit with the orcs.

The ball goes out of play and it's an obvious throw to Hibs but the ref gives it to the huns.

Old Chuck jumps up and, at the top of his lungs, shouts; 'Haw, Celtics ball....'

 

* Zuraski the only Pole in Scotland who disnae wanny work.

 

Killie game at CP. During lull in game someone shouts out "haw Williamson your nothin but a fat h.. b......d. A bemused Bobby turns and says "can ye no shout somethin av no heard? Quick as a blink the same bhoy shouts out "Aye ya skinny h.. b.....d. Even Bobby Williamson clapped that yin.

 

A few years ago, we were 4-0 up in a game when we were strolling the league and got a penalty. A guy behind us shouts "*, I had 4-0 on my coupon". The penalty is missed and all we hear is "Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas." Probably the only time I have laughed at us missing a penalty.

 

Funny on two levels one for thinking he's loovens and secondly loovens is dutch

 

Big lad behind me, out of his head shout come on Boruc !! That's pants Artur what's going on, and signing the Holy Goalie to himself, after about 10 minutes some finally decides to point out it's Zaluska in Goal.

 

I remember against Dundee United last season (we drew 1-1, they scored in the last minute), David Goodwillie went down in the box, claimed for a penalty, but got rejected. This fan behind me shouts "AH * OFF GOODWILLIE, YER * BARBIE DOLL!"

 

Game against The sheep and an old bhoy couple rows in front keeps shouting at Broony "wing wing, wing wing" this goes on for about 20 seconds then my mate shouts Hello, probably one of those you had to be there moments but still find it hilarious when we tell someone about it