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Explosive Royal Revelations

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Oily Oaf, Oct 30, 2007.

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  1. Oily Oaf

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    A mate of mine just told me that the "minor Royal" that was noshing off a footman is none other than Viscount Linley the son of alcoholic dead tart Princess Margaret
    Apparently not only was he giving the flunky a right royal gamming but he also asked the geezer to stick five bangers up the royal ringpiece before setting light to em.
    Apparently The Queen's taken it pretty hard and was spotted on the balcony at Buck House clutching a half empty bottle of gin and singing
    "Rule Brittania marmalade and jam
    Five Chinese crackers up his arseole
    Bang bang bang bang bang"

    Gawd bless 'er I say
     
  2. CELTBOY

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