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Boy, 16, Dies after masturbating 42 times

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Xavier Woods, Sep 3, 2011.

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  1. Xavier Woods

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    http://www.g17.com.br/noticia.php?id=99

    rough translation:


    Tragedy struck the inhabitants of Rubiataba, in the interior of Goiás. A 16 year old teenager died after masturbating 42 times non-stop. According to testimony (Doesn't say from who, presumably the mother) he started around midnight and spent all night masturbating continuously. He would 'finish' one and start the next.

    The mother's minor was worried about his urge to * - "He did it hour after hour, I had already scheduled an appointment with a doctor", she said.

    On his school his mates paid his respects. A girl in his class, though, speaking to G17, said he often asked her to share webcam at midnight (Now, why would she do that...).

    The teenager's computer had around 17 million videos and 600 million * pictures.

    his * must have been like a * peperami:97:
     
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    Xavier Woods, Sep 3, 2011
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  2. Padraig1916

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    A cautionary tale.......
     
    Padraig1916, Sep 3, 2011
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  3. Shane1888

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    Jesus Christ :97:

    I'm speechless.
     
    Shane1888, Sep 3, 2011
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  4. Beer!

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    *! I need to be cautious





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    thats the picture from the website, I don't suppose that is actually him :97:
     
    Beer!, Sep 3, 2011
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  5. Twisty . Gold Member

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    is it wrong to laugh ?

    did he tell his mum he was off for a * ? weird situation
     
    Twisty, Sep 3, 2011
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    Was his mum sitting outside his room counting?

    42 times, does seems rather specific.

    :97:
     
    hairytoes, Sep 3, 2011
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    Horrible story, his life has come to a premature end.
     
    Dianbobo, Sep 3, 2011
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    I've never heard [or seen] anything like it!

    I wonder what his nickname was?:97:
     
    DixieDixie, Sep 3, 2011
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  9. Twisty . Gold Member

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    :56: buckled

    how can you possible * that much.after the third or fourth time you'd be pulling away for ages man, never mind after 40
     
    Twisty, Sep 3, 2011
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    Sad story brings a tear to the japseye. Sad he had to toss his life away like that. :54:


    I'm sorry that is disgraceful and I now feel ashamed. :52::54:
     
    TheMaestro8, Sep 3, 2011
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  11. Twisty . Gold Member

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    * ever learn they used to say... sadly, the answer was no
     
    Twisty, Sep 3, 2011
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    tugs on the old heart strings.:52:
     
    Silent Singer, Sep 3, 2011
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    :56:
     
    Jungle Bhoy, Sep 3, 2011
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  14. Seosamh Máirtín

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    Julia Roberts can star in his life-story.







    What?! We can change the * of the character!
     
    Seosamh Máirtín, Sep 3, 2011
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    No idea 42 seems like an unrealistic number, is everyone sure this is a real story? Also not only is 42 times stupid who was counting?
     
    Dianbobo, Sep 3, 2011
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  16. Seosamh Máirtín

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    Very Hitchhiker's-esque.
     
    Seosamh Máirtín, Sep 3, 2011
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    I wonder if his favorite team was the Yankees:86:
     
    BuckeyeBhoy, Sep 3, 2011
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    this must be fake eh ?
     
    Mince.Charming, Sep 3, 2011
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    *
     
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    42 times .......................* :icon_mrgreen:
     
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