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A Day In The Life Of Robert David Keane

Discussion in 'Celtic Chat' started by toto, Feb 3, 2010.

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unashamed to say this has been nicked from a Spurs MB via a West Ham MB

12pm: Get up and eat hearty Irish breakfast. It's going to be another long transfer deadline day chez Keane. I've been a massive fan of transfer deadline day all my life, going back to when I was a kid growing up in Dublin.

12.45pm: Mmm, that was tasty. I've been a massive fan of rashers, eggs, sausages, baked beans, black pudding, soda bread and black tea all my life, going back to when I was a kid growing up in Dublin.

1.30pm: Knock on lid of sunbed and ask Claudine where designer washbag is. She says she'll pack it for me when she's finished topping up her tan. She's been a massive fan of UV rays, going back to when she was a kid growing up in Dublin.

1.35pm: Check tabloid websites to see which teams I'm being linked with. Ooh! Sunderland and the Celtic. I haven't played for either before, but like Wolves, Coventry, Inter, Dirty Leeds, Sp*rs and Liverpool, I've been a massive fan of both clubs all my life, going back to when I was kid growing up in Dublin.

1.50pm: Print off template of stock unveiling speech that's served me so well down the years: "It's absolutely fantastic, a real dream come true for me. I've been a [insert team name in here] fan all my life, going back to when I was a kid growing up in Dublin, and I always had a [insert team name in here] shirt on my back. So, to be here now as a [insert team name in here] player is incredible and I couldn't be happier ..."

2pm: Mr 10% hasn't called, so knock on lid of sunbed to ask Claudine what I should do next. She says to check to see if there's any reporters from Sky Sports News standing shivering outside the house. I've been a massive fan of Sky Sports News all my life, going back to when I was a kid growing up in Dublin.

2.05pm: Dash to window and look, but can't see any reporters from Sky Sports News.

4pm: Remember to open curtains and see inquisitive face of shivering, microphone-wielding eejit in Sky Sports puffa jacket staring back at me. I've been a massive fan of Andy Burton all my life, going back to when I was a kid growing up in Dublin.

4.30pm: Get call from Mr 10% - the Celtic have come in for me!!! That's great news. I've been a massive fan of the Celtic all my life, going back to when I was a kid growing up in Dublin.

4.35pm: Get on AA route-finder. 401.4 miles!?!?!? I can't get there by the deadline at 5pm.

5.40pm: Ring Mr 10% to explain predicament. Apparently the transfer window in Scotland doesn't close until midnight, so I've time to get a flight. A flight? I've been a massive fan of flying all my life, going back to when I was a kid growing up in Dublin.

5.45pm: Knock on lid of sunbed and tell Claudine we're moving to Glasgow.

5.50pm: Orange arm emerges from sunbed holding Armani washbag containing cheese sandwiches and a Lucozade bottle full of cold tea. I've been a massive fan of packed lunch all my life going back to when I was a kid growing up in Dublin.

5.55pm: Leave house, step over frozen corpse of microphone-wielding man in Sky Sports puffa jacket. Drive to airport, get on plane.

9pm: Appear before press at Celtic Park wearing green and white hoops, the colours of Celtic who I've been a massive fan of all my life, going back to when I was a kid growing up in Dublin. "It's absolutely unbelievable. I always wanted to play for the Celtic and it works out well for both parties."

9.05pm: Check fixture list. Next up it's Kilmarnock away. I've been a massive fan of Kilma … actually no, I've never heard of them
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toto, Feb 3, 2010

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What a lot of *. Can't believe I actually read that. What a waste of time

shop, Feb 3, 2010

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pure stupid,why is that even on here?

victoryamaha, Feb 3, 2010

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*sniff sniff*...

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I thought that was quite good.
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me too thought it was funny ,slan

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christ lads its not serious

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Has there been a mass sense of humour bypass on here?

Comatose, Feb 3, 2010

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haha.

Just Kieran, Feb 3, 2010

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Frank_the_bhoy said: ↑

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I had a chuckle as well i must say.

FFS when we lose our sense of humour we really better jack it all in

NeilLennon, Feb 3, 2010

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haha nice one

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I think thats probably what happened that day .............

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hahaha

SuperDuper, Feb 3, 2010

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Not funny.

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Is this kinda racist?

Just a wee bit?

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hairytoes said: ↑

Is this kinda racist?

Just a wee bit?
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What?

Frank_the_bhoy, Feb 3, 2010

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hairytoes said: ↑

Is this kinda racist?

Just a wee bit?
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I'm Irish mate and no, if you cannot have a good laugh at yourself and your team who can you laugh at

if it causes offense to anyone I apologise

toto, Feb 3, 2010

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cheerd me up a wee bit :icon_mrgreen:

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I can laugh at myself, but it's just not funny. Sorry.

Callum McGregor, Feb 3, 2010

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nah im irish and i laughed and i worship robbie.. id say he would laugh at it himself.

RobbieFan1, Feb 3, 2010

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