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Just bought a Christmas Tree... the girlie on the checkout asked "ar ya gonna put that up yourself"? I said nah Its going in the corner of the...
Why do female parachutists wear knickers? So they dont whistle on the way down
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My missus got bitten the Vagina at the beach in Australia by a blue ring octopus. I got her back on the beach and called the lifeguards. "I am on...
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The Dar'l siad to me this morning. "even though your cock is only 2 inches long, It tastes like a foot
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