Splendiferous
She's wantin' her Nat King Coley fae The Holy Goalie :) That reminds me Fatal Attraction's on tonight :)
Heston Blumenthal is that you ? :)
Barry Bottler at his best lol
Mein Kampf anybody ?
My favourite has to be from Treehouse Of Horrors 3 when homers trying to buy a Krusty doll for Bart... Shopkeeper: Take this object, but beware...
I bet he knows the child line number by heart.
Perhaps an experiment should be held, not too unlike the big bang experiment. Take one large cylinder and fire things like shoes, handbags,...
No.
As Chris Rock would say... I'd never hit a woman, but I'd shake the shit out of her.
Mrs Mols. I have very low self esteem :)
Paul's Boutique - Beastie Boys Rage Against The Machine - Rage Against The Machine Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band - The Beatles Nevermind -...
To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die - Thomas Campbell Sorry for your loss.
Well it was tabloid trash :)
Found an old newspaper today. The front page being about Andy Goram's wife leaving him and had a chuckle at the line " Andy Goram's other half "...
Schwing.
I hate it when you slag a player off because he's done nothing in the game and then out of the blue scores a cracker. Everyone just looks at you.
Oh where to start. Buy one get one free deals in supermarkets when there's only one item left on the shelf. People who say Sangwhich. People...
Pen, notepad and thesaurus. Ahhhh, simple pleasures.
'Finding Nemo', because it's the wittiest, funniest one and also quite like 'The Emperors New Groove'