Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

anybody else get this
when there watching celtic they have to sit a certain way or in a certain place for them to well ive been sitting on my cold wooden floor for years now but every time i go on the sofa we seem to play *

 

Before I go to bed at night I have to switch the lights on and off 20 times or my family will die.

 

when im sitting traffic i count the reg of other cars and they hav to come to the same number

 

Hahaha * brilliant

 

There's a guy near me who takes about 10 mins to go in his house he walks to his door and back to the tree in his garden about 20 times amongst other things in his "ritual" beore going in it's quite sad to watch but funny at the same time

 

when eating a meal, i have to eat one thing at a time, i.e if i had pie chips and beans, i would eat the beans then the chips then the pie.

if i scartch one side of my face i must scratch the other side,

when in the street and walking over manhole covers, i step on the first two and always jump the last one

when washing my hands i ahve to sing happy birthday in my head as i feel this is a sufficient amount of time to be washing them

i am not a fan of odd numbers, i.e if there is a digital volume control on a hifi, i will not leave it on an odd number

if people who have an itchy nose drag the palm of there hand in an upward direction over there nose, i have to make them press there nose back down or i freak, i just freak

when hanging out washing on the washing line i have to use the same coloured pegs on each item, i couldnt have a blue and yellow peg holding up a t shirt, they would both have to be the same colour

and my door is always locked...always, me and my flatmate have some obsession that someone might come in and steal us

 

I don't think I suffer from an OCD.

 

I always have to sit in the same place on the sofa in my house and always with one cushion behind me and one on the coffee table under my feet. If I have visitors and someone sits in my seat I'm *....just wander around looking like a lost * cos I can't settle on any other seat...totally * up.

Another one of mine is that I hate my pc being dirty...constantly * cleaning my laptop and also the pc at home so it's spotless.

Another one is that I change my socks twice a day. Been like that for about 30yrs now, so that won't change!

Oh and I'm * terrible for picking fights with people who tailgate me. If someone's on my * the first set of lights I stop at I jump out and start going off on one with them. More often than not I just make a * of myself but it doesn't stop me...* hate tailgaters

Another one is for ironing shirts. * I'm obsessed with making sure there are no creases and can spend an hour on a shirt...sad as * but I'm helpless until the thing is perfect....then the minute you tuck it into your trousers it looks like you slept in the * thing...arrgghhhh...

 

I never drink the bottom of my tea....dunno why haha!

And i never eat the ends of linx sausages

 

when i turn on the shower, ive got to pull my hand away before the water comes on.

 

thank * im othe only one my family think im weird

 

Same here pmsl

 

Honestly, some absolute crackers on here!

Funny as *

 

I always check i've locked the door twice
I use my left hand to pick up the spoon when eating cereal or when eating crisps even though im right handed
I also need music to be on constantly but it has to be a low volume

 

I don't do that either but I don't think mine is OCD, just think it was me copying how my mum drinks tea from a young age.

 

isnt the tea thing because tea used to be made with tea leaves, so you didnt drink right to the bottom and then of course when you had teabags it just bacame habit and obviousley its a habit you have in turned picked up from your parents?

 

My missus is really bad for cleaning as well drives me mental simple things like just making a cup of coffee and putting the teaspoon in the sink, she has to go and wash it/dry it/put it back in the drawer straight away, reading the newspaper as well she watches me, as soon as I've read it and put it down blink and its in the bin, tough luck if you want to go over it again or read the TV bit.

There are a lot of front door ones on here though so thankfully i'm not alone!

 

Right, I have been watching myself for two days now and I am certain that I have not been blessed with any of the above.
I now feel like I am odd and weird.

I had it when in jail, I kept checking the doors to see if the * had forgot to lock them. Don't know if that counts though.

 

this is a magic read lol.
Can relate to the door one. and like wolfetone my missus cleans constantly and it drives me mental- I got out of the shower n crabbed some fresh socks from the drawer, I put them on the bed sat next to them n dried my feet and when i turned to pick them up they were gone, she had put them in the * drawer lol it actually gets quite annoying.

 

lol grabbed*