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RIDDLES!!!

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Slaw, Dec 29, 2008.

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  1. mk123

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    new riddle

    a man lives on 10th floor of block of flats. when its raining he takes the lift all the way up to the 10th floor. If its dry he takes lift to 6th floor and walks up rest of way. Why?
     
  2. Airdrie Onion

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    Becauise he's a short *.
     
  3. AnthonyBhoy

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    because the lift breaks or the lift is powered by sunlight:rolleyes:
     
  4. AnthonyBhoy

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    that is quality , that is pure classy quality
    pmsl at that one:56::56:
     
  5. Slaw

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    yip, my one is 2hrs...

    when its raining he has an umbrella and he can reach higher for the numbers in the lift???
    and when its sunny he can only reach the button for the 6th floor???
     
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    What has 6 heads and 10 legs?
     
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    :56::56::56:
     
  9. TheHolyGoalie. Gold Member Gold Member

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    wrong its the rankers board
     
  10. mk123

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    spot on!!!

     
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    What is the football team that detectives need?
     
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    too easy
     
  14. Seanbhoy123

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    Any more?
     
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    what can go up a chimley down.. but can not go down a chimley up
     
  16. AnthonyBhoy

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    a chimley dup
     
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    An Umbrella ?
     
  18. bogsidebhoy67

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    :97: *....:50:
     
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    :icon_mrgreen:

    :smoke: ...next.
     
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    What has neither flesh, bone, nor nail yet has 4 fingers and a thumb?