Room 101

Just like the T.V show


If you could choose 5 things to put in Room 101 what would they be and why?

Mine would be

1. Daniel Beddingfield- complete *, him being alive does not benefit me in any way, in fact, quite the opposite
2. Brim full of asha by Cornershop- ridiculous song, I dont know why I hate it so much, I just do
3. Bluetooth headsets- I understand these are handy when driving, but the amount of people I see using these hands free devices when there hands are in fact free and fully capable of holding a phone!!!, they look like twats!!!
4. Flavoured condoms- its a fraud! they are not flavoured! they are scented! and I'm yet to find out why having a * that smells like kinky kiwi or sexy strawberry is a good thing!!!
5. Rangers Footbal Club- for obvious reasons

 

1.People that use the lift to go up one floor - * OFF AND WALK YA LAZY *!!!!
2.Phil Collins - Nasty whiny little git that thinks he is gods fuking gift to the world, i hope he gets ricketts (no idea what that is but it sounds clatty right?)
3.Scented toilet paper - you're gonna rub * on it, whats the point?
4.The French, they're just so * french at times.
5.American spellings - if you dont write COLOUR then its not the English language!!!

 

Can things come back from this room 101 ?

 

1. Jeremy Clarkson. He's an upper-class *.
2. People who clip Mobile Phones on their belts in wee leather holders (they usually have a huge big bunch of keys clipped on too)
3. Fearne Cotton. No explination required.
4. The cold.....I'm freezing just now.
5. Pink Floyd. Sorry guys.... I just dont get it.

Good thread !

 

Firstly, the 5 first up are brilliant, and near enough impossible to argue against.

1. People who hold me up - especially in queues for the bus / cash machine. You are standing at the stop...you KNOW the bus is going to come..

SO WHY DON'T YOU HAVE YOUR * MONEY READY, BAWBAG?!?!?! Replace money for bank card in other instances.

2. Fake Manchester United supporters. Go * yourselves. Would you support them if they were playing against Kettering or Yeovil week in, week out? No.

3. People who leave the pub and say "you not given up smoking yet?"

Yes i have - that's why the * thing is IN MY CUNTING HANDS, DICKWEED.

4. Shandy drinkers. No.

5. Dons fans - that's right, i loathe them more than Huns. Still living in 1983 with their "2 star, 1 star" pish. *. * LIVINGSTON have won a trophy since the last time you have.

 

no,when you banish them to room 101 they are gone forever

 

1. all rangers players management and ofcourse the board - obvious reasons
2.everyone to do with hearts - mini huns
3. my chemical romance - terrible bunch of goths
4.fake homeless people that are beggin - most have nice homes and just want more money
5.school - hate it

 

1. Pop music - these days it's all pish they cant sing or perform especially these one's that come back after years out you were pish before you left so dont bother coming back :bbpd:

2. Slow drivers need i say more

3. People that * about in shops and get in your way when you want to look at something

4. Huns and all bigots no need for them

5. People who play * music on there mobile phone i dont want to hear chipmunk pish while on a bus or train.

 

Linked to mine, but worth repeating. Really irks the * out of me also.

 

If they can't come back.

The wife-----------------Been around me too long.

Half the Man U team------Evens it up a bit

My bad memories---------They hurt

F####rs that do 30 mph in the middle lane.---Accidents waiting too happen.

All cricket games----------The most sensless game I ever saw

 

please rest assured that if your wife was in room 101, you would face no repercussions for putting her there,as she cant come back.....however, room 101 is not real and if she reads this you * :icon_mrgreen:

 

huns
rugby
huns
more huns
mika

sorry.......i really couldn think of much so huns had to go in 3 times

 

Amy Winehouse - Just a waste of space,probably will be part of the "27 Club"
Political Correctness - Can noone have a * joke anymore without being complained about
Reality TV - A load of *
Deal Or No Deal - Ran its course,just boring now
Indie Music - The worst kind of music ever made.

 

I would probably put myself in it, the world would be better without me:bbpd:

The real one:

1. bouncers! They always kick me out, stupid *!
2. people bragging about being rich!
3. sleep. I love sleeping, but just think of a world where you never get tired!
4. Kerry Katona
5. over feministic feminists. It's okay to be feminist, but when you come to the point where you hate men because the system is * up... then!

 

1. Pete Docherty - junkie who seems to be above the law ( Paris hilton and Amy Winehouse aswell)
2. Goth Music - just noise to me.
3. People who pretend to be stupid but really are not.
4. Rugby and Cricket
5. Rangers Football Club

 

ok, most i get without an explanaton, but coffee? soup? care to elaborate?

 

Define goth music please.

 

Slipknot and stuff like that - mostly when people are just screaming down a mic . Cant get into it , but each to their own of course

 

That's a typical response for someone who generalises a nu-metal band as 'goth' music. Slipknot is the only band they can think of.