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The Legendary Homer Simpson Quotes Thread

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by Liam Scales, Oct 2, 2008.

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  1. opTIMus_405

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    the one where apu cheats on manjulla with the squishy lady!

    Marge has an idea to get apu and manjulla back together and asks home if he is thinking what she is thinking, homer replies "i think so" and it cuts to him in the future on a hang-glider above screaming pedestraians whilst he shoots them with a lazer shouting "YOu caaan Ruuuun, but you caaant Gllllide", he comes out the dream and shouts "USA USA USA", then marge says she hopes the idea works, homer agrees and says "yeah or else , choo-chooooo-choooooooooo *lazer noises*"

    * genius
     
    opTIMus_405, Oct 3, 2008
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  2. Beastie Bhoy

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    My favourite has to be from Treehouse Of Horrors 3 when homers trying to buy a Krusty doll for Bart...

    Shopkeeper: Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!
    Homer: Ooh, that's bad.
    Shopkeeper: But it comes with a free frogurt!
    Homer: That's good.
    Shopkeeper: The frogurt is also cursed.
    Homer: That's bad.
    Shopkeeper: But you get your choice of toppings.
    Homer: That's good!
    Shopkeeper: The toppings contain potassium benzoate.
    [Homer looks puzzled]
    Shopkeeper: ...That's bad.
    Homer: Can I go now?
     
    Beastie Bhoy, Oct 3, 2008
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    Watched This Episode the other day :56:One of the best
     
    Celtic-Smyth1, Oct 3, 2008
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    No son, thats beer, you cant drink beer, thats for Daddys and kids with fake ID's !!
     
    rabt1888, Oct 3, 2008
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    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] "I am so smart, I am so smart, s-m-r-t....I mean s-m-A-r-t." [/FONT]
     
    Dan1888, Oct 3, 2008
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    aye thats a classic:56:
     
    Bhoys Dont Cry, Oct 3, 2008
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    Agent: Now, before I give you the cheque, one more question. This place "Moe's" you left just before the accident. This is a business of some kind?
    Homer's Brain: Don't tell him you were at a bar! But what else is open at night?
    Homer: It's a * store. I was buying *.
    Homer's Brain: Heh heh heh. I would've never thought of that.
     
    Don Corleone, Oct 3, 2008
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  8. LeetabiX. Guest

    "I take a whiskey drink, I take a chocolate drink, and when I have to pee, I use the kitchen sink! I sing the song that reminds me I'm a urinating guy."
     
    LeetabiX., Oct 4, 2008
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    doctor hibbert; homer,your cholestrol levels are through the roof!
    homer; now now,you doctors have been telling me to drink 8 glasses of gravy a day

    i am evil homer,i am evil homer
     
    ballandbiscuit, Oct 4, 2008
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    i'll always remember the magic one where homer goes to test out a car that is good for the enivironnemt.on arriving:
    Homer: I love the planet deeply and i am very interested in purchasing one of your electronic autos.
    Saleswoman: That's great, it's good to see people so interested in the environment.
    Homer: What kind of mint?

    :56:genius
     
    Firefly, Oct 4, 2008
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    Loved the one where Homer goes to Doctor who diagnosis him with a very rare disease

    Dr - There are 5 stages to this disease
    Homer - what are they?
    Dr - Stage 1.... you start to doubt everything that you are told
    Homer - I want a second opinion.
     
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    CELTBOY, Oct 5, 2008
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  14. Callum McGregor The Captain Gold Member

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    This one is from the Simpsons Movie

    Bart (after being publicly humiliated due to Homer's dare): "This is the worst day of my life."

    Homer: "The worst day of your life so far!"

    Haha.. Classic!
     
    Callum McGregor, Oct 5, 2008
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    "Have you ever noticed how white people have names like Lenny and black people have names like Carl?"

    HA!
     
    Sweeney, Oct 6, 2008
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  16. Higgins1888

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    Never really been a fan of The Simpsons to be honest I think Family Guy and South Park are by far better in my opinion.
     
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    Higgins1888, Oct 6, 2008
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  17. Callum McGregor The Captain Gold Member

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    South Park is my favourite.
    I like Family Guy too but it's a bit off a plagiarised Simpsons IMO.
     
    Callum McGregor, Oct 6, 2008
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