Huns In Europe?!

Hail Hail

Just back from Tenerife today after a week. Me and the girl were out there for a wee chill out.

Typically full of lager louts (not the good ones, who can enjoy a laugh, but the ones who wear rangers tops and sing the usual rule brittania *!)

Anyway, reason im writing this is to tell a wee story......


We went for our usual dander down the strip for a bite to eat and a few drinks. I was always wearing some form of Hoopery ( and why not - no harm as I thought?!)
We passed a coupla h*ns and they started shouting a bit of abuse, I laughed it off with the usual, asking how did they get into europe and the rest. this seemed to aggrivate them more.

That was grand, but they started getting a bit too aggressive, one tried going for me (the biggest b*stard bout 6'6" im about 6'0) I thought aw for * sake.

Anyway these two Spannish / Tenerfians (if there are such things came over) They were grabbing at your man who was squaring up to me. The H*n was shouting "* off" "you're no * Polis"!!

The guys started laughing and asking "how did he know that????"

The H*n thinking he was einstein said "youse aren't wearing any uniforms, now * off!!"

They asked the h*n did he think they were civillians ? And of course he said aye. They started pishing themselves laughing ( I was wondering what the * was going on & trying to get off sides )

It turned out the ywo Spanish guys were COPS and were from SEVILLE and were therfore SEVILLIANS!!!!!!!!!

They got the local Polis to scoop the H*ns who were givin abuse to me and me girl.

We went for a drink with them and got talking, turned out they worked the UEFA CuP Final in Seville and followed the hoops ever since.
They had Celtic tatoos and said they were travelling to the Villareal game!

Couldnt believe it, i thought we were going to get a hiding from a pile of bigots and turned out there are tims all over the world!!

Hola to Esteban & Badr (i told them about the forum )

Anyone else had experience with such imbreds whilst away from home?

Up The Celts

 

Thats a world class story mate.

 

good wee story mate, hail hail.

only got experience with a hibs fan when i was in America, was in a pub watching the game artur made those blunders, had been on the booze all night, had no sleep, it was about 7 am over there, and i fell asleep during the game on a pool table lol.

anyways, these hibs fans started screaming pure loud, i * myself and flew up thinking hibs had scored, all that happend was Ma-Kalambay had saved a free kick from McGeady, was * furious with them and got into a riot verbally, one of the guys only had one hand, and he was going up for some more drinks, i asked him if he needed a hand and it just escalated into a big fight, was quality, until the full time whistle went.

 

great story mate

 

class story

 

Great story mate , Good to see the " muppets " getting what they deserved , a big hail hail to the " Sevillians "

 

brilliant mate

 

Thats an amazing story!!!

 

That's one of the best football stories I've ever heard. Cheers for making me laugh.

 

Great story mate

 

Thanks for sharing

 

class

 

nice story m8 well done to the 2 sevillians

 

Good story mate

 

Well done Aidan. Beat the b#####ds without getting your hands infected. :bbpd:

 

Good wee story mate.

 

Quality!

 

Great story mate..

Hail Hail