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The Amateur Actions of a Dysfunctional Club

Discussion in 'Celtic Chat' started by FrankMcCallum, Sep 1, 2025 at 10:47 PM.

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  1. brads-bhoy1888

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    That one window we spent more money on disco lights for the champions league nights than we did on players then failed to qualify for the champions league
     
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  2. paulie walnuts Gold Member Gold Member

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    Pretending that Mikey Nicholson is CEO when he’s never been anything but Lawwell’s errand boy.
     
  3. HTG "I have an uncle who does Yoga"

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    On the pitch, Jonjoe Kenny kicking the ball out of play for a corner from our halfway line against the huns, only for them to score from it.

    Off the pitch, nothing will ever beat appointing Lennon in the showers, ruined what should have been a great day with a cup win.
     
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  4. Celticbhoy97

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    Having the bird who sang the Jota song come in butcher that, YNWA and grace only for us to get pumped in a key champions league group match
     
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    Obviously looking for CL football. :fear:
     
  6. Mr Shelby Administrator Administrator

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    Lawwell publicly apologising 1.5 years ago for the state of a transfer window before proceeding to do the same thing for the next 1.5 years.
     
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    Mowbray playing Brown at left back against Kilmarnock on Robbie Keane’s debut
     
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  8. FrankMcCallum

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    Aw dearie me I wasn’t even considering the on pitch stuff.

    Cha Du Ri scoring an all timer of an OG away to Rennes and proceeding to pish himself laughing like he was at a Billy Connolly gig.

    That would defo make it on to the album.
     
  9. brads-bhoy1888

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    Mo Bangura, pretty sure we loaned him out and he played against us whilst he was under contract with us lol
     
  10. Celticbhoy97

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    On that one Lennon give his side 5 days off after the 1st league game of the season so Bolingoli could get his hole in Spain
     
  11. brads-bhoy1888

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    Remember that well :56:
     
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    Incoming - pretending it's been a good transfer window and saying with a straight face that the club are well set for the season ahead.
     
  13. Mr Shelby Administrator Administrator

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    Getting put back into the UCL on a technicality before proceeding to get pumped out again by an even worse side from a smaller nation.
     
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  14. FrankMcCallum

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    Then Jo Inge Berget pinging two worldies by us at Celtic Park the next year to dump us out again.

    Good times.
     
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    The way we treated Oliver Kapo. He came to the club, moved his family here, found a new school for his children and then the club offered him a contract with 1/3 of the wages previously discussed.
     
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  16. Celticbhoy97

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    “Sorry I ordered the large fish”
     
  17. Mr Shelby Administrator Administrator

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    Wasn't expecting this one:giggle1:
     
  18. FrankMcCallum

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    Nice.

    We all appreciate the B-sides.

    One for the connoisseurs.
     
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    Then realising (when we'd fired the apparently successful McKay) that the best man for the job just so happened to be already in the board and we'd actually overlooked his talents all that time! #AndHereWeAre
     
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    The whole Benji Siegrist saga where he was told he could find a new club, but the board flat out ignored (genuinely ignored, as in didn’t respond at all) said clubs when they made offers.
     
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