Kasper Schmeichel

For a footballer he's the size of a house.

 

He's got a big diaphram (or however it's spelled) - his da was exactly the same when he approached his older years playing for the likes of Sporting/Man City, he's 38/39 wearing skin tight player performance kits

 

Nae borr, Captain O'Zempic

 

I don't think he is.

When you look at pics of him getting of team bus or walking up Celtic way pre match he looks slimer.

I think he wears those padded under armour tops, likely due to his age and trying to protect himself. Whether they then restrict his movement I'm not sure.

 

Tbf he is quite pigeon chested which does him no favours

 

He is, without a shadow of a doubt, heavier than he should be. He's a professional footballer.

 

I think it’s pretty harsh to have a go at him for not saving a penalty, I’d put more blame on the fact we managed to miss 3 of 5.

What I would say is what the * was going through his head for that indirect free kick. While it was an absolute terrible ball back to him I’ve got no idea what possessed him to do what he did when it was at head hight right down the middle. Was sheer luck we got away with it.

 

I called it a few months ago. I don't think he is even good enough to be our No.2.

Think we need a new goalkeeper this window, Schemeichel will never see this season out.

 

He’s the least of our worries.

Which in itself is really sad given he’s pushing 40 and is about the same weight as his Da.

 

The young keeper signed to step in for him in Sinisalo isn’t a worry for me either.

Him and his Da at his peak have always been an absolute fridge

 

Fat *

 

I think it’s quite obvious, Kairat practiced for pens and we didn’t. * all to do with Kasper all of their pens were great.

 

Just big boned mate, but thanks for those kind words

 

* all wrong with a few ales and a dirty kebab after training.