What is an Orange?

You can get a strawberry flat * though which is pancakes with jam.

 

An orange is something that is as active as Celtic in the transfer window.

 

….An Orange has more zest about it

 

I’d have put serious £££££ on @cidermaster having started this thread..

 

I know at William Hill I was 1/67 on to start a thread like this first

 

Anyway I just asked an Orange in my fruit bowl "What are you??" and the orange said "Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!" And the 4 apples fled into the kitchen

 

Thanks for the fine compliment cool bhoy

 

yea my train of thought goes into some strange places but i like to connect the dots so to speak. I find it interesting, some people speak about a 'eureka moment' that's like when your brains neurons or whatever are like 'yes, that makes sense' but what interests me is how that happens and why. The process of understanding it can be quite deep and depending how you see things, actually quite meaningful. One thing i'm sure of is that my process of understanding things, although it can be ripped the * out of or scrutinised (rightly so) the actual journey from one point of curiosity to the other point of discovery is insightful, even the act of writing it down is just another step towards understanding that I wouldn't underestimate.

 

What anyone calls it doesn't matter as all words are made up and don't exist in an objective sense, if the orange was nameless it would still exist, I suppose everything was nameless at some point. Does the orange care for what it is called, I wouldn't I think so.
Wonder what its DNA is like and whether it thinks/react to its surroundings like trees can, it was once part of a tree, would it lose that reactive ability once it falls from the tree.
So many question BA

 

Going to reply to both danny and prof tonight. Your posts are interesting and got my brain thinking but i'm struggling right now to write anything that makes sense to me so stay tuned lads

 

Not the only fruit?

 

I have just asked my pet Lettuce sandwich what is an orange, he screamed at me "Get me a bucket of cow poo!!"

 

By ghod Pete what shall we do about this? Hopefully you've a spare bucket & cow on standby.
Make of it what you will but for me it sounds like an your pet lettuce sandwich may have cracked it.
I feel as though I am now convinced as to what an Orange is, Because your sandwich has shown me an example of something.

 

Cow = cowpoo

Cowpoo > orange so orange = [x cow%/½ of 17 squared]
Thus orange is orange

 

stuff of genius Torben