Trivial Things That Annoy You Thread

Early finish from work, home to watch the snooker, wee snooze on the couch and wake up with what feels like a virus. *?

 

I do that all the time when painting the ceiling. I put everything away, sit down for a cup of tea and a biscuit then looking up and seeing a wee bit I’ve missed. Worse still is when she looks up and sees a bit I’ve missed.

 

Bus drivers indicating to pull out when they are clearly still sorting tickets for boarding passengers. I get they want to make sure they get out, but stop it.

 

People who move out to the outside lane on the motorway, overtaking absolutely no *, and proceeding to slow traffic right down by going into crawl mode. Can't put into words how much this annoys me.

 

Every food saying source of protein. Well yeah because pretty much everything does, even a slice of bread has about 4g. Peperami, source of protein, they don't * put source of salt and saturated fat when they have more of that.

 

My girlfriend not giving me any * noonoo's for ages. She is as dry as an old biscuit.

 

People who * themselves and pay things like parking fines from private parking firms.
This just encourages them

They have absolutely zero right in Scotland to fine anyone, and you will find even although their chain of letters threaten legal action, the cost of them taking you to court is more than what they've 'fined' you. So it won't ever happen.

Only fines you should even give any consideration to are fines by police, courts, and maybe council fines.
Anything else you should ignore as its completely unenforceable. They rely on people believing them and paying the fine to avoid the hassle.

Same with wheel clamps....angle grinder less than 10 seconds....done it for me, my family. All my pals and all their wives and its never been chased up once ever by the clamping company.

 

If you don't pay a fine it would cost them roughly 3k to take you to court. However if you refuse to pay multiple times the court can and sometimes will be placed on you.

The same goes if you have a subscription and you have to give 1-3 months notice. If you just stop paying there really is nothing they can do.

 

Seeded bread - sent from *.

 

Or a bird has shat all down it

 

If she does that you know she's not the one for you

 

The increased use of the term, 'giving his flowers to', when stating an observer wants to praise a player, jesus, if that's their level of journalism they should find an alternative career, maybe gardening or going to college to learn to write would help

 

Coloured hair. Everytime you watch the news and you've got some older * moaning, they've always got coloured hair. Purple or some *. Get a grip, your no a young teen experimenting anymore.

 

Someone did that to me on the M80 not more than three hours ago! And I was driving a loaded Luton van!!!!! *

 

They usually just pull out where I am…

Then indicate..

 

The bairn mascots in the recent European games, usually the ones abroad. The attitude on some of them as the camera pans along. They're * eight! I'm sure smartphones have killed childhood.