Trivial Things That Annoy You Thread

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Not being able to look at anything football related cause it takes me about a week to get over a bad result

 

This guy on Facebook, a friend of family and we used to be quite close. At least twice a day he posted something like this..” just had a bath and put the stones on, rock and roll all day long, remember when I saw mick jagger in 92, haha * yes oasis are * top drawer”

I deleted him last week, best decision I ever made in my life.

 

Maybe he just wanted a friend.
Shame on you.

 

he’s still a family friend and next time I see him I plan to tell him that he’s a * on Facebook or a wallpaper as you guys would say. Sorry, but I’m not putting up with that *. I’m only partially addicted to the thing and only check on Facebook once a day, so I get 3 notifications, hey you’d think one of them could be a friend request from an old accomplice? No, actually it’s my family friend again telling us who he’s been blasting out the stereo today during breakfast lunch and dinner or it’s a scammer who will ask you for an Apple Card. Stay off it

 

Don't call him that, you might get a pasting

 

This new breed of absolute morons who are never off their phones and you know they aren’t because 99% of the time you see them they are glued to the thing. Whenever you send a text with a simple yes or no reply the * idiots take about an hour to respond.

 

The morons who stand at the predestrian crossing waiting for the green man
Fair enough, that’s the correct way to do it
But, they stand right on the edge the pavement and I’m driving a truck with mirrors that come out a fair distance.
Wummin are the worse, with baby buggy’s, they must think by putting the front two wheels on the road and cos the back wheels are on the pavement everything is ok

 

So your truck has big * elephant ears that clothesline pedestrians off the pavement knocking them down? Sounds like male privilege to me and toxic masculinity. If I were driving my fiat down the road you would barely see me, I reckon you’d call me a gay out the window. Not nice even if I were it wouldn’t matter anyway

 

Does my nut in they put the buggies out there first, expecting you to stop. So dangerous

 

Guy at work running the London marathon for charity. I thought yeah I'll donate, the charity MCC Foundation. What's that I wonder? Marylebone Cricket Club. Get to *. He's saying that they help kids get into the game. Yeah, the poor starving kids of Maryle * bone.

 

* buskers

 

Seen a busker this morning on Rutherglen Main street. He had a bit of a Rastafarian look about him. He was a superb singer. Best busker I've heard in a long time

 

Quite a while back, outside my local co-op an African man in full Zulu robes looking like whats his name with the technicolour dreamcoat saw my hoops I'm wearing, with a big smile he say's ''Yes Celtic!!!'' I replied ''thank you my brudda'' It made my whole weekend tbh. He was dressed like a king and still took the time to admire my weekend green & whites. I felt like a cool guy.

 

Water chestnuts

 

Walking with a limp,clearly struggling:

“Leg still sore is it?”

Genuinely close to just booting someone in their balls and asking them if it hurts..

 

All the coconut falling off my Tunnocks Caramel Log or Snowball. It ends up in your lap and then the floor when you stand up...don't matter what you try. (Guess who just had one and now has to get the hoover out!)

 

Work wife/work husband

Absolutely tragic behaviour.