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Hun Christmas Cracker Jokes…

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  1. StevieBhoooy!

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    Post your best effort.

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    “What do you get if you cross a Hun with a Jobby?”

    “A slightly thicker jobby.”


    “Why did the Hun NEVER cross the road?
    He was waiting for the Green Man to turn Orange”
     
  2. Westlondonscot Gold Member Gold Member

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    Why did the hun's wife and sister have to share the same Christmas present?

    Because they're the same person
     
  3. NomDePlum

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    What makes snowhuns different from snowtims?

    Snowtrophies
     
  4. Callum McGregor The Captain Gold Member

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    What did the Rangers fan get on his IQ test?
    Saliva
     
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  5. Callum McGregor The Captain Gold Member

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    What's the difference between a Rangers fan and a trampoline?

    You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline.
     
  6. Callum McGregor The Captain Gold Member

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    What's orange and looks really good on a Rangers fan?

    Fire.
     
  7. NomDePlum

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    Seasons greetings
     
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    :56::56::56:
     
  9. NomDePlum

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    What's Clement getting from Santa for Christmas?

    The sack.
     
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    what's the difference between an apple and an orange?
    you dinna get an apple *
     
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  11. JML67 Gold Member Gold Member

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    What does a Sevco fan do after watching their team win the League?

    Turns off the PlayStation.
     
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    How many Sevco fans does it take to change a light bulb?

    None, they just sit around talking about how good the old one was.
     
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    Why do huns * dogs?

    Because it's simply the *
     
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    merry Christmas, I owe you a keg.
     
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