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The Alien Invasion Thread

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  1. NakamuraTastic

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    Apparently it's happening tomorrow, so hopefully it's a day of work for all!



    DECEMBER 3 - Man who made an AI that predicted the 2004 tsunami in Indonesia says there will be an alien invasion on December 3rd 2024

    Clif High is a computer scientist known for creating a predictive system called *Predictive Linguistics*. Using a software tool called "Web Bots," High analyzes vast amounts of internet data, particularly focusing on the emotional content of words, to forecast potential future events. His method, which he started developing in the late 1990s, has been credited with predicting significant events, including the 2004 tsunami in Indonesia.

    High's system works by detecting language patterns that seem to foreshadow significant global shifts, such as political events, natural disasters, or societal changes. Although not all his predictions have come true, his method has garnered attention for its statistical success, particularly in predicting major incidents like the 9/11 attacks, Clif High returns to discuss his latest data, "Humanity Wins","Dark times","History revealed".

    One of his more recent and controversial predictions involves an "alien invasion." Clif High forecasted that, following an appearance by Donald Trump on the Joe Rogan Experience podcast, humanity would experience a major extraterrestrial event, with the invasion expected to occur precisely 39 days after the podcast episode. This prediction adds to High's reputation for combining unusual linguistic patterns with futuristic events.
     
  2. JamesM09

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    Huns will be wanting the league voided
     
  3. HoopyT Danny McGrains Bearded Army Gold Member

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    We welcome the arrival of our Alien Overlords!

    :83:
     
  4. cidermaster Gold Member Gold Member

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    I think it will be Daleks , should be fun:biggrin:
     
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    I remember the last time there were reports of an alien invasion down Ibrox way. Eyewitnesses reported seeing these ghastly, fat, slobbering mutants around the stadium. But they all left once the aliens appeared.
     
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    The Martians could land in the car park but no one would care…………
     
  7. Tim-Time 1888 Always look on the bright side of Life Gold Member

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    Good news…. they come with magic batteries :56:
     
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  8. JML67 Gold Member Gold Member

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    A welcome distraction for Gregg Wallace. Illuminati *.
     
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    Greg Wallace............Illumanati!!!:help::s:
     
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    And then they made one of them the manager and he’s been there ever since!
     
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    Cannae wait for the wee green men to arrive. I've always thought aliens must be Tim's.
     
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  12. BigWilly Free Palestine and Ukraine Gold Member

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    Took them long enough
     
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  13. JML67 Gold Member Gold Member

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    The aliens are gonna expose the whole shebang mate just you wait.
     
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    Project Blue Beam Incoming! (Fake alien invasion)

     
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    Got my raw milk at the ready to welcome our planetary counterparts to our flat earth
     
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    Be an article in the record about the size of the warchest the aliens bring the huns
     
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    And the stars of these films neither die nor get killed
    Just survive constant action replay
     
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    Just another 80s classic with some of the best lyrics ever written.
     
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  19. Tim-Time 1888 Always look on the bright side of Life Gold Member

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    Nae happening then…. Shocked at that tbf :88:
     
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  20. Twisty Proper clown Gold Member

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    Still early in the day. Not sure what timezone aliens would use.
     
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