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Own a piece of Paradise

Discussion in 'Celtic Chat' started by Notorious, Nov 25, 2024 at 11:32 PM.

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  1. Notorious Gold Member Gold Member

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    Anything to get money from fans that already pay thousands to the club





    Become one of the very first owners of a ‘Piece of Paradise’!



    We would be thrilled to welcome you into this special group of Celtic F.C. supporters. Your decision to become an owner of a ‘Piece of Paradise’ would reflect your deep passion for Celtic Football Club, a club with a rich history filled with iconic matches and legendary Managers, Captains, and players. From Jock Stein, Jimmy Johnstone and Henrik Larsson to Scott Brown and Callum McGregor, the Celtic Park pitch has witnessed greatness, both domestically and in Europe – and now, your ‘Piece of Paradise’ could be part of that legacy.

    BUY YOUR ‘PIECE OF PARADISE’ NOW

    Your ‘Piece of Paradise’ symbolises your dedication to the club and your place within our ever-growing family of global supporters. Not only that, your purchase puts money directly into the club, and a donation from your purchase goes directly to the Celtic F.C. Foundation.
    Whether you are cheering from the stands, following the Bhoys & Ghirls from afar, or watching every goal, save, tackle and trophy win at Celtic Park, your ‘Piece of Paradise’ will make you feel part of it all!
     
  2. NomDePlum

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    Some right * involved in our club. Spirit of the Kellys has never quite left the club.
     
  3. MagicBallBhoy Gold Member Gold Member

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    Says £29.99 then next to it £49.99 for 3 years

    So buy a computer patch of Celtic park grass for the season for £29.99 lol
     
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  4. Bob Loblaw Gold Member Gold Member

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    I’m a proponent of digital collectibles in the form of sports cards and gamification, but you don’t even own this. It’s a lease. And a bit of * (digital) grass.

    I really don’t get it. Worse than NFT mania at its worst and zero utility. People will be stupid enough to buy though.
     
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  5. jake10

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    sort of rip-off I'd expect from mygers huns scrambling for money, and you don't 'OWN IT' as has been pointed out by Bob above
     
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  6. Westlondonscot Gold Member Gold Member

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    But that is quite clear that you don't own it, it's not in small print. It's essentially a gift with a framed certificate. To be honest I'm surprised that they haven't linked it on the Celtic store site. My missus scans that site every Christmas and she's buy it.

    I don't think it's comparable to mygers where an extra cost was added for anybody wanting to be on the ST waiting list.
     
  7. honda Gold Member Gold Member

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    So it's cheaper to get yer we lad to invade the pitch, grab a chunk of turf that's been ripped up in a slide tackle, bring it home n plant it in your we plant pot. A true bit of paradise no a scammy photo.
     
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  8. JML67 Gold Member Gold Member

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    Piece of daylight robbery
     
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  9. NomDePlum

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    Should start that as a "bucket list" experience offer. Sure you'd get a few takers.
     
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  10. Dannybhoy81

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  11. Drakhan Nac Mac Feegle Gold Member

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    If they actually said it was going to the redevelopment of the stadium then could maybe justify it so sell a real patch of that grass for that price, say 6inch square would bring in £9,107,843 for the whole pitch
     
  12. Westlondonscot Gold Member Gold Member

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    I think it would be better as a Christmas fundraiser for the Celtic Foundation. They are saying some of it goes to them, which other teams on there are not doing but I feel it should be any the fee minus the companies deduction and the cost of the frames and postage etc.
     
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    So if im renting a digital patch of grass, are there proviso's attached to the tenancy?

    For instance ; Am i able raise some digital sheep on this digital grass?
    Can I roleplay as a Sevco supporter and shoot at digital black people who trespass on my digital lawn?
    Can i get my tech savvy friend to knock me up a digital Sydney Sweeny, complete with an AI personality, and ram her on my digital grass during the CL music on Wednesday night, as I , the proud owner of a "piece of paradise", furiously *e into a sock from the real world safe space that is my apocalypse bunker?

    These are legitimate questions, and are just as ridiculous as asking a supporter to shell out 50 sheets to RENT a piece of digital * grass.

    Whoever gave the ok to this at CP needs * neutered.

    * shameless they are.
     
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    Purely designed to rip off the mums and dads , granny’s and grandads etc with Christmas coming up. Get the little ones a piece of digital nothingness.
     
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  15. HoopyT Danny McGrains Bearded Army Gold Member

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    That's * disgusting from the club imo, expect better from them. :38:
     
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  16. Notorious Gold Member Gold Member

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    My concern is that it's clear enough to people that they're actually not buying anything, versus the idea that it's a digital sale of something. Hate to be ageist, but this is the kinda thing I'd imagine older subscribers to Celtic might mistake - like some of my family.

    But let's be clear, £30pa for what seems like a virtual loan, a single (physical?) form of ownership and a £1 donation to the foundation is utter garbage, and it's profiteering of the highest order and lowest denominator...
     
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  18. James Gold Member Gold Member

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    Aye in a nutshell you're not paying to own nothing you're actually paying to rent nothing
     
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    I'd have ripped the absolute pish outta the Huns for trying this, and burst my guts laughing at the idiots who paid... I hope this falls on its * and they slope off like a skelpt mutt... It's disgusting!
     
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    Get that right in the bin and whoever signed off on that needs their * head shook