Trivial Things That Annoy You Thread

Turtles get them stuck in their nostrils. Just chew the lid off!

 

At the moment I seem to get them stuck in my nostrils!


(I do fully understand the intention behind the idea as plastic lids are heavier gauge and take longer, if ever, to break down and are discarded more easily than a large plastic bottle)

 

These new foreign boys who have these stupid graphics on their insta stories on the day of games with a pic of them and the opposition and ko time. Trivial but annoys me now lol.

 

People getting annoyed at immigrants......literally everybody....every single person here breathing in the hun ridden * hole that is the british Isles either is a....or descends from ...... an immigrant. But then again, that's logic and reason....something the Huns won't ever understand.

Let them all in....... The more the better.... More dingies and more immigrants...every day... take the council houses....* up the NHS.....whatever it takes to * off the prods.... More Lebanese in the lodge...that's what I say

* when other folk invade your country and take all your stuff innit? Thought for the day cromwell

 

People who leave a tiny bit of tea or coffee sitting in the spoon after making a cuppa. Especially at work.

 

What an angry irrelevant wee * you are. Still the banning of disposable vaps is a very good idea, that makes sense to just about everyone with any common sense, so at least you have been educated on that

Your obsession with me being an uncle/having young nephews nieces is getting creepy now you wee creep.

 

Getting a ticket for a concert only to come down with the flu

 

Looks like I might be going to court.
As a * witness.
Stopped at traffic lights at front of queue.
Women in wheelchair being pushed by old man at green man starts to cross.
* cyclist coming in opposite direction towards me overtaking queue of traffic doesn’t stop and rammed the wheelchair coming off his bike.
Police got called so I stayed and gave a statement and told the cop I would gladly see him go to jail.

 

Bare gunshots going off outside the house. This area used to be quite safe but this time every year people go crazy. *, just heard a * missile go off lads i'm bricking it ffs

 

* disgrace man

 

Just noticed they've even started doing it at kick offs now

 

Still the crazy double barrelled surnames that now every team ever has in their squads...(even we've got CCV). They are everywhere.

I want to know what happens when two of them have a kid. Like if a Munroe - Stevens had a wean with a Cameron-Stuart??

Stands to reason that in 30 years time we'll have quad-triple barrelled names in all the squads big Jayden Smith-MacDougal-Grant-Ferguson playing centre half

 

Do what you do in Spain, each parent gives half of their last name.

 

Yep my wee dog is a nervous wreck

 

When you're Mrs says, we need to change the bed..

 

I agree and they are notorious for antisocial behaviour sometimes leading to assault and arson. Keep them to organised displays only because the general public are too dumb to be trusted with them.

 

The fireworks are absolutely constant where I am. The cat is cracking up but it's really annoying me as well.

 

When the rangers fans next door take offence at me throwing fireworks at their back door shouting "We've not gone away ye know!" in my finest Belfast Sinn Fein accent.

We've not gone away ye know.....The Times they are a changing....Bob Dylan.....Catholic majorities in the North of Ireland and Celtic schooling top German teams at Park head. Happy Days

 

* stupid Vinnie Jones advert with Enya playing, have heard it about 20 times over the last few days.