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  1. Beastie Bhoy

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    Actual quotes from footballers, managers and the likes...

    ' I couldn't settle in Italy, it was like living in a foreign country ' - Ian Rush

    ' The opening ceremony was good, although I missed it ' - Graeme Le Saux

    ' I've had 14 bookings this season. 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable' - Paul 'maths wizard' Gascoigne

    ' Without being too harsh on David Beckham, he cost us the match' - Ian Wright

    ' I'm as happy as I can be, but I've been happier ' - Ugo Ehiogu

    'These tournaments only come around every two years so you can't expect to win them every year ' - Michael Owen
     
    Beastie Bhoy, Sep 4, 2008
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  2. Rendog

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    "I didn't know it was my sister!"

    Kirk Broadfoot

    "im hung like a budgie!"

    Sasa Papac

    "it was a tough game today, but not as tough as when i was an inner city rent boy"

    Naco Novo
     
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  3. MickBhoy1888 Guest

    " i will score five goals and win the league for rangers "

    jean Claude darcheville
     
    MickBhoy1888, Sep 4, 2008
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  4. chanbhoy67

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    lol

    Any of you remember Sandy Clark was commentating a Celtic game and he said something like 'John Hartson has been the best man on the park by a mile, fantastic performance' then a minute later he gets asked who his man of the match is and replies 'Neil Lennon' :56:
     
    chanbhoy67, Sep 4, 2008
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  5. MickBhoy1888 Guest

    :56:

    i remember archie macpherson calling nakamura macnamura :56:
     
    MickBhoy1888, Sep 4, 2008
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  6. BlastieBob

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    fields of athenry
    jonathan pearce "the pitch is lookin grassy"

    pearce again "the ball grazed off rooney's beautiful eyebrows"
     
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  7. Rendog

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    typical :56:
     
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    lol..some crackers there.. :56:
     
    zmcfc, Sep 4, 2008
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    "leave it! It's my baw!"

    Jean Claude Darcheville seconds before blasting over from 2 yards against Lyon.
     
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    :56: the pitch is looking grassy lol
     
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    fields of athenry, BotOB, JCGE , you'll never walk alone ,
    javier mascerano when he signed for liverpool : "i'm proud to be a red devil"
     
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  12. Rendog

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    peach!, similar to Robihno's latest * up
     
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    "The Paul Le'Guen French Revolution"
     
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    lol!
     
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    Brilliant!
     
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    'I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my right.' - Lee Hendrie

    'Germany are a very difficult team to play...they had 11 internationals out there today.' - Steve Lomas

    'The opening ceremony was good, although I missed it.'
    - Graeme Le Saux

    'One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best.'
    - Alan Shearer

    'I'd rather play in front of a full house than an empty crowd.'
    - Johnny Giles

    'Sometimes in football you have to score goals.' - Thierry Henry

    'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.' - Mark Viduka

    'We lost because we didn't win.' - Ronaldo

    'I've had 14 bookings this season - 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable.' - Paul Gascoigne (thats when he was sane)

     'Without being too harsh on David Beckham, he cost us the match.'
    - Ian Wright

    'I'm as happy as I can be - but I have been happier.' - Ugo Ehiogu

    'My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7.'
    - David Beckham

    'I was surprised, but I always say nothing surprises me in football.'
    - Les Ferdinand

    There's no in between - you're either good or bad. We were in between.'
    - Gary Lineker

    'Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win.' - Vinny Jones

    :icon_mrgreen::rolleyes:
     
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    I've gotta big poster in my room with loadsa stupid footy quotes, some of my favorites:



    "I'd say he's the best in Europe, if you put me on the fence" - Bobby Robson

    "To play Holland, you've got to play the Dutch" - Ruud Gullit

    "Signori has all the tricks up his book" - Ray Wilkins

    "It's like a big Christmas pudding out there" - Dave Howe

    "Zola's got two feet" - David Pleat

    "Most of the players will be wearing rubbers tonight" - Gary Linekar

    "Once Tony Daley opens his legs you've got a problem" - Howard Wilkinson

    "Ray Wilkins' day will come one night" - Bobby Robson

    "For such a small man, Maradona gets great elevation on his balls!" - David Pleat

    "The team must get their ship back on the road" - Ray Wilkins


    :56:
     
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    :56:
     
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    There are two great teams in Liverpool...Liverpool and Liverpool Reserves. - Bill Shankly.

    For years I thought the club's name was Partick Thistle Nil. - Billy Connolly

    White Hart Lane is a great place to play football.The only thing wrong is the seats face the pitch. - Les Davidson

    If David Seaman's dad had worn a condom we'd still be in the World Cup. - Nick Hancock(after 2002 World Cup).

    Somebody compared Lorenzo Amoruso to Billy McNeill, but I don't remember Billy being crap. Tommy Docherty.
     
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    An ex-Slovenian international player Cimerotic once said: "I'd like to thank my parents, especially my mum and dad."
     
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