You know your living in 2005 when.....

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.


3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.


6. You go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.


7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line.


8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.

10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.

11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your mobile phone to
see if anyone is home.

13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the screen.

14. Leaving the house without your mobile phone,which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.

16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.


17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing

18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.


20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.



AND NOW YOU'RE LAUGHING at yourself.

 

All this technology reminds me of The Jamiroquai smash hit "Virtual Insanity" taken from his 1996 album Travelling Without Moving. Ok I'll get my coat.

 

The only people who'll talk to u are on talkceltic

 

I guess im not old then, hurrah.

 

you keep all your * on disk instead of under your matress

 

Dead right Dubs even the last few

 

I must say number seven i always flippin do that and wonder why I've foned the wrong number lol!

 

if i'm speaking to someone i always take my phone out of my pocket to make sure i haven't dialled them by a mistake, could you imagine that.

Me: my birds doing my head in
mate: i dunno how you stick the *
Me: a * it she's a good cook

you get the idea.

I'd say since mobile phones came out divorce has quadrupled.

 

You know you're living in 2005 when people are scooting around on Hover-Boards and SpaceShips are doing trips to Mars for Holidays oh * I'm gettin mixed up with 2105 I'll get my coat.

 

the amount of times i would text my (now ex) bird instead of my mates out of habit of texting her number was unreal. mobile phones are the work or the devil imo.

 

You keep all your * on a disc under your matress.

 

Pardon my spelling , I live in Greenock

 

1. You play chess against guys from Australia and India
more often than against your friends living in the
same street.

2. The only person that receives real letters ( on paper )
from you is your Grandmother and it's only because
she doesn't have a computer.

3. Your car has more electronics in it than early computers

just to add something to Dubsbhoy's list

 

did you know the most powerful computer on the international space station is a 386.

totally irrelevant to this thread but i thought this was an almost interesting fact.

 

That's right Munich. And do you know the memory amount
of the onboard computer of T-72 battle tank ... 2kB lol

 

Did u have puppies together?

 

that is feckin hilarious

 

when u phone someone on there home phone askin where are u (thikin of cousre it s a cell )

 

You look at the Calendar

Mines this year is 2005 OOR WULLIE & THE BROONS Calendar..

Class.

Maw Broon needs a serious bit of attention....

 

When you bump threads from 2005