IF YOU COULD SIGN FOR CELTIC

left back because naylor is *!!!

 

Holdin midfield.
fitter version of neil lennon :icon_mrgreen: lol

 

I would play CB or Sweeper, cause i'm too short and fat and unfit !!

 

Someone mock up a 3-5-2 TC team, go on. I say that formation as there's more Mids than anything else :icon_mrgreen:

 

I had trials at Cambridge and Southampton but didnt get in ( although my old man said i was the best 1 there! ) he would do! That was 10 yr ago and played against jermaine pennant when he played for nottingham school boys as a striker and i was CH, he only went and scored a hatrick! He was something special then as well!
I love love to play CH for the Celtic although if i got anywhere near novo or fergie id get the jail!

 

let me be manager, id play attacking football

 

I had a trial with motherwell 3 years ago.Was there for three months then they told me I wisny goin tae be signed because " I wasnt better than what they had" basically means I wasnt good enough. Want tae prove they arseholes wrong:icon_mrgreen:

 

If i could play for the hoops id be happy to play anywhere

 

i said i would be manager but i think i would prefer to be strachans note book so i could know all the pish he writes on it

 

left mid

 

I know what he writes on it ...... he is just writing down the chinky orders for the bhoys after the game or it will be the first round from the bar lol

 

i was thinking more on the lines of................ willson great lad did ever so well today * him up to media.......................why the * have i bought this loovens boy hes pish compared to caldwell loovens 3m or caldwell 15m...caldwell next week en ats ma boy.....now take away, 20 beefy cigars, bit o the white stuff, and a wee fight in a nite club

 

a striker second striker or any wing......

 

My ultimate fantasy is to be Basil Boli and play centre back for Rangers! But unlike Basil who eventually realised that all the supporters of the team he played for despised his religion, upon which he walked away. I would not have walked away! I would have played for the huns one more time, waiting for a drawn game at ipox until the last minute. Head one in at the Copeland Road End (an og) for Celtic! Bless myself in front of the "people" and walk off!!!

 

I used to play as a centre mid or a right mid for Hearts youth but I was released because I'm not good enough.
So I suppose that would be where I'd like to play if I could be a Celt.

 

Sweeper CRUNCH that wee * novo !

 

Id play as a goalie,used to play in school but it wasnt anything serious but i had been told i was quite good and should play for the school team but i never did.

 

goalkeeper . . . .

 

Midfield
I could pass, take corners or free kicks. Couldnt tackle a fish supper tho....
Not too a bad passer of the ball, that was all.

 

I DREAM of doing that......