nicknames

Jakey lol

 

Girls call me "Hiro my hero" but that's just about it...

 

In my younger days was called Snowie, due to pale complexion. When in the forces I was called Vade, long story but something to do with being mixed up, that one has stuck lol. So write under that name now.
Had mates called 'Wingnut' he had big ears, 'Y-Back' coz we reckoned he was still in the closet, Flub, coz he was fat lazy useless B*stard.

 

My mate gets called peanut cause the shape of his head! comedy man

 

mainly Rab but a few older ones were boab-rab haw?

 

From Tiberius they call me Tibby, Tibs, Tib or Tiber, sometimes just "T."

 

my names ross,but i used to get call roos for some reason,roos,rizoos,rizoos in the hizoos drinking gin and jizoos,rossage the sausage,wee bottle of sauce,festy head,russlemania.....i had loads

 

I dont really have nicknames, just variations of my own name like.

My mates got a cracker nickname tho - 'Ronny Stains' hahaha

 

My mate's sirname is bell and people used to call him "ringer", he naturally hated it.

 

Me - Grunter(second name is Grant) or Div(name is David)

Mates:

Mr 4skin (got circumsized)
McKinky or Kinky - (2nd name is McKinstry)
* - (Reasons unknown)

 

A friend of my brother is called Children.

Cause when he was 12 y/o, sum 16 years ago, the police came to his house after he had been searching for * online. So you get the idea...

 

My surname is Saric, so my nickname became Sarah from childhood.

One recent evening, I get drunk with friends so much that we didn't have enough money to pay the bill. I come with the money the next morning and ask how much remained unpaid since last night. New waitress, who only works morning shift in a bar and who I don't know well, looking in their notebooks and says you've paid everything.

Nothing is clear to me, because I don't recall almost anything from last night due to a lot of beer and gin. Drinking coffee and asking her whether anyone else has unpaid bill. She says there's only one Sarah, but who is unknown to her. OK, I say, she was with me, how much is the bill.

 

Mr T

 

My nickname is * btw (translated).

It's cause I made and used to wave this flag around when I watched my local club play in the Norwegian PL.

It says:"Show my your *" in gibberish Swedish.



The flag is long gone, it being made 6 years ago. So, I bet all the new guys in our supporter group think I have a * fetish or have man * myself when somebody calls my "name"