Post something you learned today

Just up to learn no central heating as problem with pressure, it’s minus 3 outside and no much warmer inside brrrrrrr

 

Tommy Chongs Dad was a Chinese immigrant. I never realised Tommy Chong was half Chinese, I thought he was just stoned as *. Possibly why Cheech says to him in one of the films before lighting a joint "Hey, let's get Chinese eyes"

 

The Pope is a subscriber to Celtic TV.

 

Bus driver jobs going in the highlands

 

Talking about busses. For the last few weeks I've been using the bus a lot. When I tap my card I get a £2 ticket but the text from the bank only shows 10p.

I thought I was onto a winner, but just checked my account and it reverts to the correct price overnight.

*..

 

The SFA are nothing but a corrupt shower of masonic, orange *. OK always knew it but the appointment of Walsh and Beaton for the cup final has just confirmed it even further.

 

We need to look to foreign refs like Japan rugby is doing
https://japantoday.com/category/spo...reign-referees-to-raise-its-officiating-level

 

Agreed.
We have learned nothing from Madhun and Dougie Dougie.
We are still prepared to take it up the backside and comply.

 

You can get free bike repair in Scotland - Noice!

 

Scott Parker is the manager of Club Brugge.

 

Scott Parker has been sacked by Club Brugge.

 

I was totally wrong on Mooy.

 

What he said….

 

Drinking with your missus is no fun at all,
Me. Sitting at the harbour in Antalya throwing back pints of crisp cold Effes lager
Her, just a fresh orange juice.
Need to go now as the mosques quite near and the Inman will be blasting out the call to prayer and I need to open up the balcony door so that it wakes her up and annoys the * out of her.

 

people with beards are just people without beards with beards.

 

Burger King’s HQ was severely damaged in 1992 by Hurricane Andrew.

 

In the Celtic v Aberdeen (Sunday 3rd November 2002) match day programme Bobby Lennox chose his all time top 11:

Yashin​

Alberto Fachetti
Beckenbauer Maldini
Cruyff Platini Rivera

Di Stefano​

Pele Maradona

 

Children are a lot harder to kidnap than you would think

 

If you’re working in a very busy public area, on an emergency job that you’re just making something safe, if you ask people to not touch anything you’re doing or set up barriers, every single * will do the opposite or try so hard to go past the barriers into the most awkward place that if you drop something off the ladder you’re on will knock them the * out horrendously.

I was ready for swinging at so many * the day. Any other time when I’ve had stuff like that, its not been as busy and it’s ok, when its busy people just think well this other persons doing it I will. Men In Black was right, a persons smart, people are stupid