Weirdest thing you've ever eaten

Probably a fish in Laos called Laap or Laab. National dish I think. Buffalo meat and uses the buffalo bile in the sauce. Delicious too

 

My mate once put pedigree chum on toast and gave it to me and said it was pate!

I was on to my second slice when he and my cousin were laughing so much I realised something wasn’t right!

*.

 

I was out my * tree at the time and vaguely remember thinking “this pate is * magic!”

 

Reminds me of a time me and my mates stuck our pubes in a roll-up and gave it our other mate for him to smoke.

 

You and your mates. Sound.

It all becomes clear now.

Don’t be shy just own it.

 

White dug *

 

Much weirder than normal dug *

 

Where did that go? Absolute mystery

 

Never eat yellow *, it means it's been * on

 

Never ate anything exotic, bit of a fussy eater really..

 

Some sneaky * goes round at night colouring it brown with a sharpie, I've been told.

 

Solid advice. Unless that's what you're in to.

 

Every * picking it up now before it transforms from the indigenous * to the exotic white dug *.

You never see dugs just stoating about now! There was always loads of mad dugs just doing their own thing when I was a kid, running about *, fighting, bursting footballs and * all over the place.

Now the poor * are all on leads.

 

Bought a couple of steakbakes the other day there and one of them didn't have any steak in it, that was strange.

 

My brother once bet me a score I’d not eat a pickled egg, was out a chippy that kept getting shut down for health violations, the jar of pickled eggs had never moved.

earned my score, was sick as * for two weeks though. A score and two weeks off school at 14 seemed a good deal though.

 

Raw mince, was in the fridge formed into a mix for making burgers and i came home pished and had it on toast thinking it was cold meatloaf

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