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could u survive an animal attack

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by tim park, Jun 25, 2008.

Discuss could u survive an animal attack in the TalkCeltic Pub area at TalkCeltic.net.

  1. tim park

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    heres a site where u can measure your ability to survive an animal attack ,from a house cat to a shark
    Animal Attacks: Would You Survive?


    answer truthfully as u only cheat yerself
     
  2. Drumbhoy

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    A raging slabbering buckie wielding,fat,sweaty neanderthal hun?
    You * betcha!
    :50:
     
  3. Higgins1888

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    Pretty cool!
     
  4. celticmad117

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    Would You Survive?
    House Cat: 100% Chance
    Racoon: 100% Chance
    Coyote: 100% Chance
    Medium Sized Dog: 100% Chance
    Large Dog: 97% ChanceWolf: 90% Chance
    Small Shark: 71% Chance
    Large Shark: 37% Chance
    Predetory Cat: 63% Chance
    Elephant82% Chance
    Lion or Tiger: 49% Chance
    Bear: 60% Chance
    Alligator: 49% Chance
    Gorilla: 45% Chance
    Human: 49% Chance
     
  5. Rendog

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  6. hoopymo

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    you'll never walk alone
    House Cat: 100% ChanceRacoon: 100% ChanceCoyote: 82% ChanceMedium Sized Dog: 91% ChanceLarge Dog: 73% ChanceWolf: 66% ChanceSmall Shark: 51% ChanceLarge Shark: 17% ChancePredetory Cat: 22% ChanceElephant22% ChanceLion or Tiger: 7% ChanceBear: 8% ChanceAlligator: 5% ChanceGorilla: 12% ChanceHuman: 30% Chance
     
  7. Celtic_Lass

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    I've got no intentions in fighting sharks or alligators soon so i'll do fine =] x
     
  8. zmcfc

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    Fields of Athenrye, Celtic Symphony, LTPS
    House Cat: 100% Chance
    Racoon: 100% Chance
    Coyote: 93% Chance
    Medium Sized Dog: 82% Chance
    Large Dog: 75% Chance
    Wolf: 67% Chance
    Small Shark: 52% Chance
    Large Shark: 19% Chance
    Predetory Cat: 60% Chance
    Elephant56% Chance
    Lion or Tiger: 41% Chance
    Bear: 34% Chance
    Alligator: 7% Chance
    Gorilla: 34% Chance
    Human: 22% Chance
     
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  9. Healy

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    Willie Maley
    House Cat: 89% Chance
    Racoon: 89% Chance
    Coyote: 56% Chance
    Medium Sized Dog: 45% Chance
    Large Dog: 34% Chance
    Wolf: 26% Chance
    Small Shark: 30% Chance
    Large Shark: 0% Chance
    Predetory Cat: 7% Chance
    Elephant 0% Chance
    Lion or Tiger: 0% Chance
    Bear: 0% Chance
    Alligator: 0% Chance
    Gorilla: 0% Chance
    Human: 0% Chance

    *
     
  10. celticmad117

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    lol conor,. your *
     
  11. Healy

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    Im not leavin my house
    the cats wont get me then!
     
  12. Eamonnhenrik

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    House Cat: 100% Chance
    Racoon: 100% Chance
    Coyote: 100% Chance
    Medium Sized Dog: 100% Chance
    Large Dog: 100% Chance
    Wolf: 100% Chance
    Small Shark: 41% Chance
    Large Shark: 22% Chance
    Predetory Cat: 90% Chance
    Elephant 82% Chance
    Lion or Tiger: 82% Chance
    Bear: 75% Chance
    Alligator: 37% Chance
    Gorilla: 67% Chance
    Human: 78% Chance


    pretty pleased with that although i cant see my self having a good chance against a bear etc but i suppose cos im atletic and quick ive some sort of advantage....... cant climb or swin for * though lol........ :50:

    edit: how in gods green earth would i have 82% chance of surviving a lion attack !!
     
  13. CELTBOY

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    animal attack> 50/50

    female attack> not so sure....

    As you'll answer it, take heed
    This Slave commit no Violence upon
    Himself. I've been deceiv'd. The Publick Safety
    Requires he should be more confin'd; and none,
    No not the Princes self, permitted to
    Confer with him. I'll quit you to the King.
    Vile and ingrate! too late thou shalt repent
    The base Injustice thou hast done my Love:
    Yes, thou shalt know, spite of thy past Distress,
    And all those Ills which thou so long hast mourn'd;
    Heav'n has no Rage, like Love to Hatred turn'd,
    Nor * a Fury, like a Woman scorn'd.
     
  14. Huge94

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    House Cat: 100% Chance
    Racoon: 100% Chance
    Coyote: 100% Chance
    Medium Sized Dog: 100% Chance
    Large Dog: 100% Chance
    Wolf: 100% Chance
    Small Shark: 100% Chance
    Large Shark: 100% Chance
    Predetory Cat: 100% Chance
    Elephant100% Chance
    Lion or Tiger: 100% Chance
    Bear: 100% Chance
    Alligator: 93% Chance
    Gorilla: 100% Chance
    Human: 100% Chance

    that game is ridiculous. The only things I said I was good is reaction time and knife using. I listed all the others as average and got this score ? wth
     
  15. grünweissCFC

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    Would You Survive?
    House Cat: 100% Chance
    Racoon: 100% Chance
    Coyote: 100% Chance
    Medium Sized Dog: 100% Chance
    Large Dog: 100% Chance
    Wolf: 93% Chance
    Small Shark: 71% Chance
    Large Shark: 52% Chance
    Predetory Cat: 78% Chance
    Elephant75% Chance
    Lion or Tiger: 71% Chance
    Bear: 67% Chance
    Alligator: 56% Chance
    Gorilla: 60% Chance
    Human: 78% Chance
     
  16. Marie Bookmaker

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    Them all!!!
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    Grace
    House Cat: 100% Chance
    Racoon: 100% Chance
    Coyote: 60% Chance
    Medium Sized Dog: 41% Chance
    Large Dog: 34% Chance
    Wolf: 22% Chance
    Small Shark: 49% Chance
    Large Shark: 30% Chance
    Predetory Cat: 22% Chance
    Elephant7% Chance
    Lion or Tiger: 15% Chance
    Bear: 0% Chance
    Alligator: 0% Chance
    Gorilla: 0% Chance
    Human: 4% Chance
     
  17. topbhoy1967

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    I was bruttaly honest with this and got 100% in all. Im a * machine. I didnt answer the top answer in all the questions!
    Would You Survive?House Cat: 100% ChanceRacoon: 100% ChanceCoyote: 100% ChanceMedium Sized Dog: 100% ChanceLarge Dog: 100% Chance Wolf:100% ChanceSmall Shark: 100% ChanceLarge Shark: 100% ChancePredetory Cat: 100% ChanceElephant100% ChanceLion or Tiger: 100% ChanceBear: 100% ChanceAlligator: 100% ChanceGorilla: 100% ChanceHuman:100% Chance
     
  18. Rendog

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    champions elect might have something to say about this thread. watch out he hates threads like these ones
     
  19. KingH7

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    it says i could take a cat but my cat regularly lays the smackdown on me!!
     
  20. DobbinS 1888

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    It basically says I would get mauled off of the following Alligators, Gorillas and lion or tigers. The rest im ok with or medium percent. :icon_mrgreen::31: according to it i would only survive basic house animals and the occassional wolf should I come across one while strolling to the beach :56: