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Funny Movie Quotes?

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  1. GlasgowTim

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    Fav Celtic Song:
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    racially abuse the cleaner
     
    GlasgowTim, Jun 7, 2008
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  2. zmcfc

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    lol...:56:

    :50:
     
    zmcfc, Jun 7, 2008
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  3. kingdom kev

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    jumping oot their windaes when we win.
    i can watch this film every day till the day i peg it and couldn`t fail to go into hysterics,probably a carlsberg movie,Follow the gord.i only said this piece of hallibut was good enough for jehovah:icon_mrgreen:
     
    kingdom kev, Jun 7, 2008
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  4. kingdom kev

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    jumping oot their windaes when we win.
    talkin` of blazing saddles,this isn`t pc but it was funny at the time,my works manager had left so they sent a replacement up at the time from cardiff,a big dark skinned chap which is ok but blazin` saddles had been on the night before and the first words out of my workmates mouth was "they`ve sent us a *":icon_mrgreen:probably had to be there at the time.
     
    kingdom kev, Jun 7, 2008
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  5. GlasgowTim

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    "ill be back"
     
    GlasgowTim, Jun 7, 2008
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  6. hoopymo

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    is that not clerks?
     
    hoopymo, Jun 7, 2008
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  7. Paul67 Administrator Administrator

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    Right there, right there.....................Abi Titmuss home movie.
     
    Paul67, Jun 7, 2008
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  8. GlasgowTim

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    Fav Celtic Song:
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    in the words of john leslie
     
    GlasgowTim, Jun 7, 2008
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  9. topbhoy1967

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    MONTY PYTHON LIFE OF BRIAN BRIAN: Aah. PILATE: Well, Bwian, you've given us a good wun for our money. BRIAN: A what? [slap] Aaagh. PILATE: This time, I guawantee you will not escape. Guard, do we have any cwucifixions today? [​IMG] GUARD #1: A hundred and thirty-nine, sir. Special celebration. Passover, sir. PILATE: Wight. Now we have a hundwed and forty. Nice wound number, eh, Biggus? [​IMG] BIGGUS DICKUS: Hm hm hm hm hm. CENTURION: Hail Caesar! PILATE: Hail. CENTURION: The crowd outside is getting a bit restless, sir. Permission to disperse them, please. PILATE: Disperse them? But I haven't addwessed them yet. CENTURION: Ah, no. I know sir, but-- PILATE: My addwess is one of the high points of the Passover. My fwiend, Biggus Dickus, has come all the way fwom Wome just to hear it. CENTURION: Hail Caesar. BIGGUS: Hail Thaethar! CENTURION: You're not-- ah, you're not, uh, thinking o-- of giving it a miss this year, then, sir? PILATE: Give it a miss? CENTURION: Well, it's just that they're in a rather funny mood today, sir. PILATE: Weally, Centuwion? I'm surpwised to hear a man like you wattled by a wabble of wowdy webels. CENTURION: A... bit thundery, sir. PILATE: Take him away. BRIAN: I'm a Roman! I-- I can prove it, honestly! PILATE: And cwucify him well! Biggus. [​IMG] CENTURION: Ah, I-- I really wouldn't, sir. PILATE: Out of the way, Centuwion. BIGGUS: Let me come with you, Pontiuth. I may be of thome athithtanth if there ith a thudden crithith.
     
    topbhoy1967, Jun 7, 2008
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    love honour and obey.



    anyone else seen it by the way?
     
    Craigyjac., Jun 7, 2008
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  11. Sideshow Bob

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    "Last time i looked in the dictionary my names Ron Burgandy, what's yours?"

    "I'm gonna punch you in thew ovary, that's right thats what i'm going to do, straight shot into the babymaker"

    "I'll give this cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance, time to musk up"
     
    Sideshow Bob, Jun 7, 2008
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    I know LOST is a TV show but when Desmond's Ex-fiancee says to him:

    " The closest you've ever come to a religious experience was when Celtic won the cup."

    :celt_2:
     
    Capone, Jun 7, 2008
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    From Airplane:

    Little boy to little girl: 'How do you like your coffee'
    Little girl to little boy: 'Black, just like my men'
     
    PabloBhoy, Jun 7, 2008
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    Have you ever seen a grown man naked ? :56:
     
    Capone, Jun 7, 2008
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  15. PabloBhoy

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    Airplane:

    Captain to little Johnny: 'Hey Johnny, do you like it when a dog rubs itself up against your leg'
     
    PabloBhoy, Jun 7, 2008
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  16. Capone

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    Lloyd Bridges: Looks like i picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue :icon_mrgreen:
     
    Capone, Jun 7, 2008
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  17. MarcyBhoy

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    cant remember what its from but....

    "Shut the * up when your talking to me!"

    ... Thinks its Wedding Crashers
     
    MarcyBhoy, Jun 7, 2008
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  18. PabloBhoy

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    LLoyd Bridges: What can you make of that!

    Camp Guy: A hat....a broach......a terradactyl
     
    PabloBhoy, Jun 7, 2008
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  19. MarcyBhoy

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    "Bull *!, I Bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!"

    Full metal Jacket
     
    MarcyBhoy, Jun 7, 2008
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  20. Capone

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    Leslie Nielsen : What did we have for dinner tonight ?
    Stewardess : We had a choice, stake or fish.
    Leslie Neilsen : Ah thats right, i had the lasagne :56:
     
    Capone, Jun 7, 2008
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