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Worst chat up lines?

Discussion in 'TalkCeltic Pub' started by ellboy, Jun 6, 2008.

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  1. david_trezeguet

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    do u work for the royal mail?

    no, why

    Cause i caught you looking at my package there :50:
     
  2. david_trezeguet

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    thats the reason im called david trezeguet any time i meet girls when im out thats what i say my name is works a treat every girl falls for it and loves the second name but this one girl i met got serious and when i met her mum and dad they fell for it aswell until france played scotland :38: well caught :56:
     
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    "wanty nip me"?
     
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    ' hi my name john, john smeaton' lol
     
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    ha
     
  6. Weegie-x

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    geeze a swatch ae yer *
     
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    The new one that everybody around where I stay says
    To a nice looking bird:

    "Come and get yer dinner"

    Meaning come and get * lol...
     
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    :56: thats quite a good one, likely to get you a slap or a boot right in the balls though
     
  10. Weegie-x

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    I can imagine "Come and get yer dinner, sausage the night hen"
    haha
     
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    shows yer hairy sherrifs badge
     
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    What winks and * like a tiger?





    ; )
     
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    My mate was talking to this girl most of the night...towards the end of the night they're both drunk as * and my mate says "Wanna make out?" She pauses and says "No..." and without missing a step he says "Me neither!":icon_mrgreen:
     
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    is that the phone?

    ........or is ur knickers ringing :50: